Twitter was down

(status.twitterstat.us)

695 points | by idlewords 10 days ago

97 comments

  • rossdavidh 10 days ago

    Ok, this is too many high-profile, apparently unrelated outages in the last month to be completely a coincidence. Hypotheses:

    1) software complexity is escalating over time, and logically will continue to until something makes it stop. It has now reached the point where even large companies cannot maintain high reliability.

    2) internet volume is continually increasing over time, and periodically we hit a point where there are just too many pieces required to make it work (until some change the infrastructure solves that). We had such a point when dialup was no longer enough, and we solved that with fiber. Now we have a chokepoint somewhere else in the system, and it will require a different infrastructure change

    3) Russia or China or Iran or somebody is f*(#ing with us, to see what they are able to break if they needed to, if they need to apply leverage to, for example, get sanctions lifted

    4) Just a series of unconnected errors at big companies

    5) Other possibilities?

    • bdd 10 days ago

      #4

      I work at Facebook. I worked at Twitter. I worked at CloudFlare. The answer is nothing other than #4.

      #1 has the right premise but the wrong conclusion. Software complexity will continue escalating until it drops by either commoditization or redefining problems. Companies at the scale of FAANG(+T) continually accumulate tech debt in pockets and they eventually become the biggest threats to availability. Not the new shiny things. The sinusoidal pattern of exposure will continue.

      • fossuser 10 days ago

        Yep, this also matches what I've heard through the grapevine.

        Pushing bad regex to production, chaos monkey code causing cascading network failure, etc.

        They're just different accidents for different reasons. Maybe it's summer and people are taking more vacation?

        • degenerate 10 days ago

          I actually like the summer vacation hypothesis. Makes the most sense to me - backup devs handling some things they are not used to.

          • Balgair 10 days ago

            So, a reverse Eternal-September? It'll get better once everyone is back from August vacations?

            • uber-employee 9 days ago

              No, because it’ll only get better until next summer.

            • Avamander 10 days ago

              These outages mean that software only gets more ~fool~ summer employee proof.

            • kenhwang 10 days ago

              I'm more partial to the summer interns hypothesis.

              • jmharvey 9 days ago

                I agree with this, but to be clear, the "summer interns hypothesis" is not "summer interns go around breaking stuff," it's "the existing population of engineers has finite resources, and when the interns and new grads show up, a lot of those resources go toward onboarding/mentoring the new people, so other stuff gets less attention."

                • gowld 10 days ago

                  Pretending that junior engineers is the problem, is the problem.

                  • rapind 9 days ago

                    Just checking what your objection is. Is it that you think experience is overrated, or is it just that he was speculating without any evidence?

                    • dan-0 9 days ago

                      Can't speak for OP, but I can tell you what mine is.

                      If you have an intern or a Junior Engineer, they should have a more senior engineer to monitor and mentor them.

                      In the situation where a Junior Engineer gets blamed for a screw up:

                      1. The Senior Engineer failed in their responsibility. 2. The Senior Engineer failed in their responsibility.

                      A Junior Engineer should be expected to write bad code, but not put it into production, that's on the Senior. If I hit approve on a Junior Engineer's PR, it's my fault if their code brings the whole system down. If a Junior Engineer had the ability to push code without a review, it's my fault for allowing that. Either way it's my fault and it shouldn't be any other way. It's a failure to properly mentor. Not saying it doesn't happen, just that it's never the Junior Engineers fault when it does.

                      • deathanatos 9 days ago

                        I'd caveat that slightly: only if the senior engineer is not also overburdened with other responsibilities, and the team has the capacity to take on the intern in the first place. I've been on teams where I felt like we desperately needed more FTEs, not interns. But we could hire interns, and not FTEs.

                        (I agree with the premise that an intern or junior eng is supposed to be mentored, and their mistakes caught. How else should they learn?)

                        • tiredyam 9 days ago

                          the amount of time that the summer intern / new grad eat up of seniors time is the problem. Tech debt that does not get addressed in a timely manner because of mentorship responsibilities is the problems

                        • echelon 9 days ago

                          If you don't train new and capable engineers, you'll eventually lose talent due to attrition and retirement. Talent can be grown in-house; engineering companies are much better environments than universities to learn how to build scalable platforms. The cost of acquisition is low, too, because junior engineers can still make valuable contributions while they learn to scale their impact.

                          • melq 9 days ago

                            If interns are able to take down your infrastructure, then it is the fault of the senior engineers who have designed it in a way that would allow that to happen.

                        • bobthepanda 10 days ago

                          Rule one of having interns and retaining your sanity is that interns get their own branch to muck around in.

                          • jrockway 9 days ago

                            Rule one of having a useful intern experience is to get them writing production code as quickly as possible. They check in their first change? Get that thing into production immediately. (If it's going to destabilize the system, why did you approve the CL? You two probably pair programmed the whole thing together.)

                            • HeWhoLurksLate 9 days ago

                              I completely agree- even if it's something small.

                              I'm an intern in a big company with an internal robotics and automation group, and I recently got to wire up a pretty basic control panel, install it, and watch workers use it. That was so cool, and made me appreciate what I was doing a lot more.

                            • kenhwang 10 days ago

                              Sure. The interns have their own branch, but it doesn't stop them from being disruptive to the human in charge of mentoring them.

                              • vorticalbox 10 days ago

                                All changes should be in a new branch.

                                • devin 9 days ago

                                  I used to believe this. Having solid lower environments which are identical to production, receiving live traffic where engineers can stage changes and promote up removes some of the “all things should live on a branch” business. I know that sounds crazy, but it is possible for teams of the right size to go crazy on master as long as the safety nets and exposure to reality are high enough in lower environments.

                            • kdelok 9 days ago

                              I recall someone saying that holiday periods actually had better reliability for their services, because fewer people were pushing breaking changes...

                              I do wonder if it's that the usual maintainers of particular bits and pieces are on vacation and so others are having to step in and they're less familiar or spread too thin.

                            • cmroanirgo 9 days ago

                              Yes, but it always seems to come down to a very small change with far reaching consequences. For this ongoing twitter outage, it's due to an "internal configuration change"... and yet the change has wide reaching consequences.

                              It seems that something is being lost over time. In the old days of running on bare metal, yes servers failed for various reasons, then we added resiliency techniques whose sole purpose was to alleviate downtime. Now we're at highly complex distributed systems that have failed to keep the resiliency up there.

                              But the fact that all the mega-corps have had these issues seems to indicate a systemic problem rather than unconnected ones.

                              Perhaps a connection is the management techniques or HR hiring practices? Perhaps it's due to high turnover causing the issue? (Not that I know, of course, just throwing it out there). That is, are the people well looked after and know the systems that are being maintained? Even yourself who's 'been around the traps' with high profile companies: you have moved around a lot... Were you unhappy with those companies that caused you to move on? We've seen multiple stories here on HN about how those people in the 'maintenance' role get overlooked for promotions, etc. Is this why you move around? So, perhaps the problem is systemic and it's due to management who've got the wrong set of metrics in their spreadsheets, and aren't measuring maintenance properly?

                              • mlinsey 9 days ago

                                I remember all these services being far less reliable in the past. The irony of us talking about the bygone era of stability in the context of Twitter is particularly hilarious.

                                I do think that internet services in general are much more mission critical, and the rate of improvement hasn’t necessarily kept up. It used to be not particularly newsworthy if an AWS EBS outage took out half the consumer internet several times per year, or if Google’s index silently didn’t update for a month, or when AOL (when they were by far largest ISP in the US) was down nationwide for 19 hours, or the second-biggest messaging app in the world went down for seven days.

                              • bdd 9 days ago

                                I don't see the value in lamenting the old days of a few machines where you could actually name them as Middle Earth characters, install individually, log in to one single machine to debug a site issue. The problems were smaller and individual server capacity in respect to demand was in meaningful fractions. Now the demand is so high and set of functions these big companies need to offer are so large, it's unrealistic to expect solutions that doesn't require distributed computing. It comes with "necessary evils", like but not limited to configuration management--i.e. ability to push configuration, near real time, without redeploying and restarting--, and service discovery--i.e. turning logical service names to a set of actual network and transport layer addresses, optionally with RPC protocol specifics. I refer to them as necessary evils because the logical system image of these are in fact single points of failures. Isn't it paradoxical? Not really. We then work on making these systems more resilient to the very nature of distributed systems, machine errors. Then again, we're intentionally building very powerful tools that can also enable us to take everything down with very little effort because they're all mighty powerful. Like the SPoF line above, isn't it paradoxical? Not really :) We then work on making these more resilient to human errors. We work on better developer/operator experience. Think about automated canarying of configuration, availability aware service discovery systems, simulating impact before committing these real time changes, etc. It's a lot of work and absolutely not a "solved problem" in a way single solution will work for any scale operation. We may be great at building sharp tools but we still suck at ergonomics. When I was at Twitter, a common knee-jerk comment at HN was "WTF? Why do they need 3000 engineers. I wrote a Twitter clone over the weekend". A sizable chunk of that many people work on tooling. It's hard.

                                You're pondering if hiring practices and turnover might be related? The answer is an absolute yes. On the other hand, these are the realities of life in large tech companies. Hiring practices change over years because there's a limited supply of of candidates experienced in such large reliability operations and industry doesn't mint many of them either. We hire people from all backgrounds and work hard on turning them to SREs or PEs. It's great for the much needed diversity (race, gender, background, everything) and I'm certain the results will be terrific but we need many more years of progress to declare success and pose in front of a mission accomplished banner on an aircraft carrier ;)

                                You are also wisely questioning if turnover might be contributing to these outages and prolonged recovery times. Without a single doubt, again the answer is yes but it's not the root cause. Similar to how hiring changes as company grows, tactics for handling turnover has to change too. It's not like people leave the company, but within the same company they move on and work on something else. The onus is on everyone, not just managers, directors, VPs to make sure we're building things where ownership transfer us 1) possible 2) relatively easy. This in mind, veterans in these companies approach code reviews differently. If you have tooling to remove the duty of nitpicking about frigging coding style, and applying lints, then humans can indeed give actually important feedback on complexity of operations, self describing nature of code, or even committing things along with changes to operations manual living in the same repo.

                                I think you're spot on with your questions but what I'm trying to say with this many words and examples is, nothing alone is the sole perpetrator of outages. A lot of issues come together and brew over time. Good news, we're getting better.

                                Why did I move around? Change is what makes life bearable. Joining Twitter was among the best decisions in my career. Learned a lot, made lifelong friends. They started leaving because they were yearning a change Twitter couldn't offer. I wasn't any different. Facebook was a new challenge, I met people I'd love to work with and decided give it a try. I truly enjoy life there even though I'm working on higher stress stuff. Facebook is a great place to work but I'm sure I can't convince even %1 of HN user base, so please save your keyboards' remaining butterfly switch lifetime, don't reply to tell me how much my employer sucks :) I really hope you do enjoy your startup jobs (I guess?) as much as I do my big company one.

                                • eecc 9 days ago

                                  Not sure where you’re going, but my take is that yes, the times for calling servers individually are over.

                                  But we’re still touching the belly of our distributed systems with very pointed tools as part of the daily workflow. That’s how accidents happen.

                                  The analogy is clear IMHO; just as we’ve long stopped fiddling daily with the DRAM timings and clock multipliers of the Galadriel and Mordor servers, we should consider abstaining from low level “jumper switching” on distributed systems.

                                  Of course, this also happened thanks to industry introducing PCI and automated handshaking...

                                  • wbl 9 days ago

                                    Those days of yore are when computers did things and we wrote programs that satisfied immediate needs. There was also a social element to it when there were multiple users per machine.

                                    • thrwayxyz 9 days ago

                                      >It's great for the much needed diversity (race, gender, background, everything) and I'm certain the results will be great

                                      So far results are disappointing. At what point do we admit that you need Asperger's to be a good programmer?

                                • mastratton3 9 days ago

                                  lol yes, whats the quote on "Don't assume bad intention when incompetence is to blame"?

                                  After seeing how people write code in the real world, I'm actually surprised there aren't more outages.

                                  • jethro_tell 9 days ago

                                    Well we have an entire profession of SRE/Systems Eng roles out there that are mostly based on limiting impact for bad code. Some of the places I've worked with the worst code/stacks had the best safety nets. I spent a while shaking my head wondering how this shit ran without an outage for so long until I realized that there was a lot of code and process involved in keeping the dumpster fire in the dumpster.

                                    • devin 9 days ago

                                      Which do you prefer? Some of the best stacks and code I’ve worked in wound up with stability issues that were a long series of changes that weren’t simple to rework. By contrast, I’ve worked in messy code, complex stacks, that gave great feedback. In the end, the answer is I want both, but I actually sort of prefer “messy” with well thought out safety nets to beautiful code and elegant design with none.

                                      • jethro_tell 9 days ago

                                        One thing that stands out from both types of stacks that I've worked with, is that most of the time, doing things simply the first time without putting in a lot of work to guess what other complications will arise later tends to produce a stack with a higher uptime even if the code gets messy later.

                                        There are certainly some things to plan ahead for, but if you start with something complex it will never get simple again. If you start with something simple, it will get more complex as time goes by but there is a chance that the scaling problems you anticipated present in a little different way and there's a simple fix.

                                        I like to say, 'Simple Scales' in design reviews and aim to only add complexity when absolutely necessary.

                                    • newsbinator 9 days ago

                                      Hanlon's Razor: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hanlon%27s_razor

                                      "Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity."

                                      • euske 9 days ago

                                        I always thought that this cause should also include "greed". But then, greed is kinda one step closer to malice, and I'm not sure if there's a line.

                                        • rossdavidh 9 days ago

                                          Ah, but that's a lot of big corps being more stupid in the last month than last year? If it's two or three more, that's normal variation. We're now at something more like 7 or 8 more. The industry didn't get that much stupider in the last year.

                                      • aaroninsf 10 days ago

                                        I will observe, without asserting that it is actually the case,

                                        that successful executions of #3 should be indistinguishable from #4.

                                        (And this is maybe a consequence of #1).

                                        • Diederich 9 days ago

                                          I've also worked at a couple of the companies involved.

                                          This is the correct analysis on every level.

                                          • kwizzt 10 days ago

                                            How does the fact you worked at those companies relate to #4?

                                            Edit: I misread the parent and my question doesn't make a lot of sense. Please ignore it :)

                                            • bdd 10 days ago

                                              > How does the fact you worked at those companies relate to #4?

                                              For Facebook I worked on the incident, previous Wednesday. 9.5 hours of pain...

                                              And for my past employers, I still have friends there texting the root causes with facepalm emojis.

                                          • GrumpyNl 9 days ago

                                            Turned out to be number #1 The outage was due to an internal configuration change, which we're now fixing. Some people may be able to access Twitter again and we're working to make sure Twitter is available to everyone as quickly as possible.

                                            • captn3m0 10 days ago

                                              Can you clarify what redefining problems would mean (with an eg)?

                                              • GuiA 10 days ago

                                                Think of computer vision tasks. Until modern deep learning approaches came around, it was built on brittle, explicitly defined pipelines that could break entirely if something minor about the input data changed.

                                                Then the great deep learning wave of 201X happened, replacing dozens/hundreds of carefully defined steps with a more flexible, generalizable approach. The new approach still has limitations and failure cases, but it operates at a scale and efficiency the previous approaches could not even dream of.

                                                • MegaButts 9 days ago

                                                  That's not redefining the problem, so much as applying a new technology to solve the same problem. Usually using the flashy new technology decreases reliability due to immature tooling, lack of testing, and just general lack of knowledge of the new approach.

                                                  Also deep learning, while incredibly powerful and useful, is not the magic cure-all to all of computer vision's problems and I have personally seen upper management's misguided belief in this ruin a company (by which I mean they can no longer retain senior staff, they have never once hit a deadline, every single one of their metrics is not where they want it to be, and a bunch of other stuff I can't say without breaking anonymity).

                                              • idlewords 9 days ago

                                                FAANG(+T)(-N)(+M)

                                                • 18pfsmt 9 days ago

                                                  I think we 'bumped heads' at Middlebury in '94, and I think you are in store for an "ideological reckoning" w/in 3 years.

                                                  Pinboard is a great product, so thanks for that. I am surpised you don't have your own Mastodon instance (or do you?).

                                                • gcbw2 9 days ago

                                                  since all of them happen in high profile business hours, i'd guess either #1 or #5.

                                                  For #4 to be the actual cause, outages out of business hours would be more prevalent and longer.

                                                • iamtheworstdev 9 days ago

                                                  Faangt = Facebook amazon Apple Netflix Google tesla?

                                                • gjs278 9 days ago

                                                  it sounds like you’re the common factor between the outages. where else have you worked, maybe we can predict the next failure

                                                  • loblollyboy 10 days ago

                                                    Wow, such certainty. "I worked at these companies that went down, so I knew and still know everything, I can even rule out the possibility of other organizations which I did not work for screwing with them, because I know everything about those too. And yes, these FANGs are complex organizations, but not so complex that a former employee like myself wouldn't know what the cause of an outage is or at least isn't (Hell, I'd fix it, but I have to finish explaining why complexity is not the reason why they are crashing, and the series of ten dollar words that constitute my explanation aren't exactly the quickest to type."

                                                    • jkaplowitz 10 days ago

                                                      Former employees and current employees talk via unofficial online and offline backchannels at many companies.

                                                    • bdd 10 days ago

                                                      geez, tough crowd. do you wanna ten dollar hug?

                                                      • loblollyboy 10 days ago

                                                        I was just polishing my bit. Not in a bad mood today so much as a bored mood. You seem like you know what you are talking about (yes, I was bored enough to stalk you, too)

                                                        • bdd 10 days ago

                                                          If you are bored one day and around Menlo Park, come have a coffee or ice cream at FB campus. You can troll me in person.

                                                          • 18pfsmt 9 days ago

                                                            Isn't it interesting where this is going? We all want to meet our accusers? I don't care for FB myself, but I appreciate what you all are doing in the larger sense. Cloudflare is my fave of your former employers (since you shared that in this discussion).

                                                          • dang 9 days ago

                                                            Could you please stop posting unsubstantive comments to Hacker News?

                                                      • hexrcs 10 days ago

                                                        Life in tech is like a Quentin Tarantino movie.

                                                        • _jal 9 days ago

                                                          ...except everyone is sitting at desks typing, there's no blood or surf rock or chases or self-indulgent soliloquies, and the cursing is much less creative?

                                                          • jessaustin 9 days ago

                                                            Maybe you're doing it wrong?

                                                            • robohoe 9 days ago

                                                                cursing is much less creative?
                                                              
                                                              I beg to differ.
                                                          • marenkay 10 days ago

                                                            Only one thing to add:

                                                            Tech debt is accrued in amounts where every VC fund would get wet pants if tech debt was worth dollars paid out.

                                                            • wybiral 9 days ago

                                                              I've still never seen this much downtime on these systems so it's weird to happen all at once.

                                                              It's possible that they're related without requiring any conspiracy theories or anything. Maybe these companies are just getting too big or too sloppy to maintain the same standard of uptime (compared to the past few years)? Or maybe there's some underlying issue that they're all rushing to fix which justifies the breaking prod changes within the same timeframe.

                                                              But it was weird when a it happened to two or three of them. Now we're going on something like 5 massive failures from some of the biggest services online within a little over a week...

                                                            • idlewords 10 days ago

                                                              Write a script to fire random events and you will notice they sometimes cluster in ways that look like a pattern.

                                                              • rossdavidh 10 days ago

                                                                You know, it would be cool if you found stats on the downtime metrics of these various high-profile recent outages, and calculated the odds of having such a cluster. Statistics is hard, though, and avoiding a "Texas Bulls-eye" would be hard.

                                                                • wtallis 10 days ago

                                                                  "Celebrities die 2.7183 at a time": http://ssp.impulsetrain.com/celebrities.html

                                                                  • gcbw2 9 days ago

                                                                    So the only take away is that now the population at large notices tech companies outages as much as they notice celebrity deaths?

                                                                    • uxp 9 days ago

                                                                      "population at large"

                                                                      This thread is linked to a status page run by Twitter, on a programming and technology news site. I'm not really seeing how most people that exist in the western/1st world are noticing this. Is there a CNN article, or FoxNews segment on how tech companies are having outages?

                                                                      • gcbw2 9 days ago

                                                                        Yes, fox news even suggest it was part of a large coordinated censorship effort on the POTUS :D

                                                                        https://www.foxnews.com/tech/twitter-suffers-widespread-outa...

                                                                        quote from that url: "The outage came as President Trump was hosting a social media summit with right-wing personalities and tech industry critics who've accused Twitter and other websites of having an anti-conservative bias."

                                                                  • appleiigs 10 days ago
                                                                    • rossdavidh 9 days ago

                                                                      Sure does look like we are way out there at the tail end of the probability distribution, by those numbers.

                                                                    • mruts 9 days ago

                                                                      I mean, we can assume the downtime variance follows a normal distribution. It should pretty easy to calculate P<.05 with just a little bit of data.

                                                                      • rossdavidh 9 days ago

                                                                        What you say could be true, but I don't know that we can assume it. If downtime requires several things to happen (cascading errors), but those things interact somehow (problem with one makes another more likely), I could imagine it might not be normally distributed. Disclaimer: I Am Not A Statistician.

                                                                    • rossdavidh 10 days ago

                                                                      Oh, sure. But Apple, Google, Cloudflare, Stripe, Slack, Microsoft, we're getting to more than five even...

                                                                      • root_axis 9 days ago

                                                                        The logic of the GP still applies though. Sites have outages every day so it is inevitable that some large sites will fail around the same time. Also, we know that Cloudflare and Twitter outages were attributed to configuration changes, probably others have benign explanations as well.

                                                                        • rossdavidh 9 days ago

                                                                          Sure, but "configuration changes" does not exclude several of these options. For example, is it harder to predict/deal with the consequences of configuration changes than it used to be?

                                                                          • root_axis 9 days ago

                                                                            Well, the options above cover pretty much every possibility, including the one I'm suggesting.

                                                                        • mattwad 10 days ago

                                                                          Reddit went down this morning too

                                                                          • gpm 10 days ago

                                                                            Reddit goes down a lot though in my experience.

                                                                            • kabwj 10 days ago

                                                                              Reddit being up for 24 hours or generating pages in less than 3 seconds would be noteworthy.

                                                                              • gnulinux 10 days ago

                                                                                Reddit goes down pretty frequently. It's been that way for years.

                                                                              • opencl 10 days ago

                                                                                And now Discord is down!

                                                                            • shobith 10 days ago

                                                                              This. I have first hand experience in this phenomenon multiple times. Complexity helps this effect too.

                                                                            • JaRail 10 days ago

                                                                              First, I think our general uptime metrics are trending upwards. Recovery times tend to be much shorter as well.

                                                                              Big services are bigger, more mission-critical parts can fail.

                                                                              Continuous development culture is designed with failure as part of the process. We don't spend time looking for obscure issues when they'll be easier to find by looking at metrics. This is fine when a staggered deployment can catch an issue with a small number of users. It's bad when that staggered deployment creates a side-effect that isn't fixed by rolling it back. Much harder to fix corrupted metadata, etc.

                                                                              Automated systems can propagate/cascade/snowball mistakes far more quickly than having to manually apply changes.

                                                                              We notice errors more now. Mistakes are instantly news.

                                                                              • > We notice errors more now. Mistakes are instantly news.

                                                                                Heck, just look at Twitter itself from its original "Fail Whale" days where there was so much downtime, to now where even this relatively small amount of downtime is the top story on HN for hours.

                                                                                • dillonmckay 9 days ago

                                                                                  So, when it went down, was there a Fail Whale displayed during this most recent incident?

                                                                                  • Algol 9 days ago

                                                                                    I think they retired the fail whale some time ago.

                                                                                    I looked it up: in 2013, because they didn't want to be associated w/ outages.

                                                                              • johngalt 9 days ago

                                                                                5) Operational reliability is both difficult and unsexy.

                                                                                The fancy new feature, increasing traffic, or adding AI to something will generate headlines, accolades, and positive attention. Not having outages is something everyone expects by default. This goes double for work that prevents outages. No one wins awards for what doesn't happen.

                                                                                How many medals are pinned on the guys installing fire sprinklers?

                                                                                • meristem 9 days ago

                                                                                  Corollary: Work that prevents outages--or safe work--is SO unsexy it does not get noticed, but work that causes outages is postmortem-ed to death (pun intended).

                                                                                • t0astbread 10 days ago

                                                                                  Or maybe it's because the internet is tendentially becoming just a few companies' data centers? Afaik Twitter moved to GCP a few months ago. Maybe this is another Google outage?

                                                                                  • azurezyq 10 days ago

                                                                                    Less likely since it looks fine from GCP status page.

                                                                                    Hmm, it seems that Twitter already figured it out, configuration change issues again.

                                                                                    • marenkay 10 days ago

                                                                                      Probably because we all use Kubernetes and YAML files and 100% of configuration failures are "oh shit, I used two spaces instead of 4, we're fucked".

                                                                                      • Jach 10 days ago

                                                                                        Something like this is my bet too, there was a recent post somewhere called something like "why all outages are due to a configuration change". There are monocultures in site reliability ops for big companies, "configuration over code" but with heavy automation too. From my outside view it seems there's a tradeoff when you do that between more frequent smaller issues and less frequent bigger issues. Also reminds me of Google's move away from eventual consistency because with their infrastructure they can make a CP system highly available in practice... except when it isn't, due to a botched configuration change.

                                                                                    • ionforce 10 days ago

                                                                                      > tendentially

                                                                                      Is this a word? You don't mean tangentially? I'm having a crisis right now.

                                                                                  • listic 10 days ago

                                                                                    I (don't) like how you exclude Russia, China, Iran and somebody from your definition of 'us'.

                                                                                    • Parcle 10 days ago

                                                                                      His definition of "us" seems to just be "Americans". Which is fine because he's talking about American companies...

                                                                                      • rossdavidh 10 days ago

                                                                                        The assumption is that Russia, China, Iran are less dependent on Google, Twitter, etc., in part because some of them aren't allowed to operate in those countries, in part because some of them are much less dominant in those markets. 'Us' means 'people who might care that Twitter (or whoever) is down'.

                                                                                        • vkou 10 days ago

                                                                                          Google, Twitter, Reddit, Facebook, etc, all legally operate in Russia.

                                                                                          • bin0 10 days ago

                                                                                            But most have regional replacements. WeChat in China, VK (and some Telegram, though it's now blocked?) in Russia. This makes them less reliant on the American originals, which is why governments often encourage home-grown knock-offs.

                                                                                        • bromuro 9 days ago

                                                                                          Yes I have been also hit by the same bad feeling. Thanks for pointing it out.

                                                                                        • godarni 10 days ago

                                                                                          Lots of people on vacation this time of year. Would be interesting to see if there is a seasonal component to the reliability of these services.

                                                                                          • syn0byte 10 days ago

                                                                                            "Don't forget to occasionally do that thing I mentioned in passing 2 weeks ago, under my breath, during a klaxon alarm test. Otherwise the errors will DDoS the whole cluster. See you in a week, goodluck!"

                                                                                            Nah - that would never happen.

                                                                                          • papito 10 days ago

                                                                                            #1. I think the art of keeping things simple is being lost. These days people will mush together ten different cloud services and 5,000 dependencies just for a Hello World.

                                                                                            • moret1979 10 days ago

                                                                                              One possibility on 5) Too many KPIs and quarter goals to be reached, too many corners cut.

                                                                                              • bastijn 10 days ago

                                                                                                Obligatory to watch with this comment:

                                                                                                "Let's deploy to production" https://youtu.be/5p8wTOr8AbU

                                                                                                • kirubakaran 9 days ago

                                                                                                  You know, I've watched a few of those memes over the past, but this one was especially well done, and timed perfectly with his gestures even!

                                                                                                  • jsjohnst 9 days ago

                                                                                                    The only possible way for me to make it more than 20-30 seconds into that was to mute it. That guy’s laugh is multiple orders of magnitude worse than nails on a chalkboard. Funny story (albeit too real), but man, mute before clicking everyone.

                                                                                                    • sampleinajar 9 days ago

                                                                                                      No idea how I haven't seen this, but it totally made my day.

                                                                                                      • winrid 9 days ago

                                                                                                        This hit close to home. Hilarious. Thanks.

                                                                                                    • humanfactor 10 days ago

                                                                                                      1/2) These are web apps. Big web apps but web apps none the less. We know what can go wrong theres nothing really new here. How would you quantify "too many pieces to make work". Is 1000 too many , 10000 ???? There are millions pieces of data on your harddrive and they work fine. In general the idea of variance can be solved with redundancy. Maybe there are not enough backups at twitter.

                                                                                                      5/4) Incompetent people lead by incompetent people surrounded by yes men and a drug culture. Also having a company that demonizes conservatives which are some of the best engineers (scientist are squares naturally)

                                                                                                      Human error is bound to happen and software is complex but so are rockets and supply chains. Things can go right and things can go wrong. Usually when they do go wrong there is a human error reason.

                                                                                                      Does twitter foster a place where human error can occur more frequently that other places? I dont know. I have my bias about the company and any sjw company but thats very anecdotal.

                                                                                                      Twitter worked yesterday and it doesnt work today. Doesnt really have to mean anything really important except for the fact that there is a blind spot in their process which they need to harden.

                                                                                                      I guess the first person to ask is the dev op , then the developer. Something wasnt tested enough. That happens in commercial software, deadlines cant wait.

                                                                                                      3)Russia / China / Iran ... stop watching CNN. You are parroting talking points. If twitter is crushed America could care less and would probably turn up sanctions, not lift them. Taking down twitter wont cripple anything in America except for certain marketers budgets.

                                                                                                      • papito 9 days ago

                                                                                                        Scientists are squares but they also have a brain. That's why they are usually not conservatives. Conservatives are not a party, it's a herd of paranoid people who tune into Fox News every night to be told what to be afraid of next, but it's definitely not engineers or scientists.

                                                                                                      • outworlder 10 days ago

                                                                                                        Brains are excellent pattern matchers.

                                                                                                        Brains also suck at statistics.

                                                                                                        • jimmaswell 9 days ago

                                                                                                          This is the first time I can remember so much happening so close. It's statistically unlikely.

                                                                                                        • pennaMan 10 days ago

                                                                                                          >July 11, 2019 7:56PM UTC[Identified] The outage was due to an internal configuration change, which we're now fixing. Some people may be able to access Twitter again and we're working to make sure Twitter is available to everyone as quickly as possible.

                                                                                                          Seems #4 is the winner

                                                                                                          • gniv 10 days ago

                                                                                                            Or #1.

                                                                                                            I work on critical infrastructure at FAANG and it's frightening how complex things are. The folks who built the systems and knew them inside-out have mostly moved on, and the newbies, like me, don't fully understand how the abstractions leak, what changes cause what side effects etc.

                                                                                                          • narrator 10 days ago

                                                                                                            6) White House social media conference just started.

                                                                                                            https://www.10tv.com/article/trump-hosts-white-house-summit-...

                                                                                                            • papito 10 days ago

                                                                                                              It's a social media troll conference. Let's call it what it is.

                                                                                                              • adventist 10 days ago

                                                                                                                Really not a good look.

                                                                                                              • mcqueenjordan 10 days ago
                                                                                                                • djtriptych 10 days ago

                                                                                                                  I've been suspecting 3) for a few months now, and I'm quite curious how our government would handle it if it _were_ the case. Only a few of these outages have had plausible post-mortems ever made public.

                                                                                                                • MrStonedOne 10 days ago

                                                                                                                  Operational consistency creates a hidden single point of failure.

                                                                                                                  If everybody is doing the same things and setting things up the same way to ensure reliability then any failures or short comings in that system are shared by all.

                                                                                                                  • AnIdiotOnTheNet 10 days ago

                                                                                                                    It's #1. The real question is how this isn't blindingly obvious to everyone.

                                                                                                                    • rossdavidh 9 days ago

                                                                                                                      One possible answer: it's hard to admit that what you've worked really hard at becoming an expert in, might have been a mistake.

                                                                                                                      • koonsolo 10 days ago

                                                                                                                        Because we can't all be as smart as you are.

                                                                                                                      • jayd16 9 days ago

                                                                                                                        My guess is its a slow news time of year coupled with more usage of cloud services which means these types of stories are higher profile.

                                                                                                                        • Qwertystop 10 days ago

                                                                                                                          Relating to 1: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pW-SOdj4Kkk (Jonathan Blow's "Preventing the Collapse of Civilization"... perhaps a melodramatic title, but well-said overall.)

                                                                                                                          • marenkay 10 days ago

                                                                                                                            Or we just managed to construct the biggest circular dependency ever using the whole internet and a combination of all hyped languages and frameworks.

                                                                                                                            That would in turn lead to an insanely fragile system with increasing amounts of failures that seem unexplainable/weird.

                                                                                                                            • chrismarlow9 9 days ago

                                                                                                                              Everything is made of plastic these days, even software. It's immediately put out as soon as an MVP is ready. Too many managers with zero coding experience. The marketing people have taken the browser. Time to start over.

                                                                                                                              • asark 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                This is a pattern one might see if there were a secret, rolling disclosure of some exceptionally-bad software vulnerability, I'd think. Or same of some kind of serious but limited malware infection across devices of a certain class that sees some use at any major tech company. If you also didn't want to clue anyone else (any other governments) in that you'd found something (in either case), you might fix the problem this way. Though at that point it might be easier to just manufacture some really bad "routing issue" and have everyone fix it at once, under cover of the network problem.

                                                                                                                                • depr 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                  so like all software has reached peak complexity this month?

                                                                                                                                  • rossdavidh 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                    It seems a bit of a coincidence, yes? Unless they are all copying each other (e.g. all using Kubernetes or what-have-you), in which case it might be less of a coincidence.

                                                                                                                                  • rossdavidh 9 days ago

                                                                                                                                    Ok, I have one to add myself:

                                                                                                                                    6) We used to have many small outages at different websites. Now, with so many things that once were separate small sites aggregated on sites like FB, Twitter, Reddit, etc we have a few large sites, so we have aggregated the failures along with that. The failure rate, by this theory, is the same, but we have replaced "many small failures" with "periodic wide-spread failures, big enough to make headlines". Turning many small problems into a few bigger ones. Just another hypothesis.

                                                                                                                                    • dv_dt 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                      Another possibility: US (or other) authorities are requiring some sort of monitoring software or hardware that where disruption of service is unavoidable during install

                                                                                                                                      • snazz 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                        Keeping that many mouths shut seems impossible.

                                                                                                                                        • dv_dt 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                          Most people won't be directly involved in assessing or fixing the fault. "Sorry the network link went down, here is the after analysis report," seems like a reasonable cover. There are many espionage activities which are covered up, only to come out decades later.

                                                                                                                                          But really, I don't have any evidence that this possibility is any more or less likely than any other.

                                                                                                                                      • NightlyDev 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                        Software is getting increasingly complex. Why? To ensure better uptime, amongst other things. The funny part is that all the complexity often leads to downtime.

                                                                                                                                        A single server would usually have less downtime than Google, Facebook and so on. But Google and Facebook needs this complexity to handle the amount of traffic they're getting.

                                                                                                                                        Makes me wonder why people are trying to do stuff like Google when they're not Google. Keeping it simple is the best solution.

                                                                                                                                        • DaveInTucson 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                          > Just a series of unconnected errors at big companies

                                                                                                                                          Except that "at big companies" is basically selection bias, problems at little companies don't get noticed because they're, well, small companies.

                                                                                                                                          And the underlying issue of the "unconnected errors" is that software is rather like the airline industry: things don't really get fixed until there's a sufficiently ugly crash.

                                                                                                                                          • bArray 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                            For point #3, there are a few irregularities:

                                                                                                                                            1. Services all going down one after another. 1 goes down - it happens. 2 go down - it happens sometimes. 3 go down - quite a rare sequence of events. But now a large number of silicon valley companies have experienced service outage over the last few weeks.

                                                                                                                                            2. Russian sub that is said to be a "deep sea research vessel" somehow experiences a fire whilst in international waters [1]. It has been suspected that it could have been tapping undersea cables. Let's imagine for a moment a scenario where they were caught in the act, some NATO sub decides to put an end to it and Russia cover it up to save face.

                                                                                                                                            3. Russia announces tests to ensure that it could survive if completely cut off from the internet [2]. A few months later it's like somebody is probing US services in the same way.

                                                                                                                                            4. There is currently a large NATO exercise in a simulated take-over of Russia happening in Countries close to Russia [3].

                                                                                                                                            Of course it's completely possible it's all unconnected, but my tin foil hat brain says there is a game of cloak and daggers going on here. I would say that Russia's incentive for probing the US/NATO is to test it's weakness after undergoing a trade-war with China and raising sanctions against Iran. After all, Russian fighter planes regularly try to fly into UK airspace just to test their rapid response crews [4], this sort of behaviour is typical of them.

                                                                                                                                            [1] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russian_submarine_Losharik

                                                                                                                                            [2] https://techcrunch.com/2019/02/11/russia-internet-turn-off-d...

                                                                                                                                            [3] https://sofiaglobe.com/2019/05/13/6000-military-personnel-to...

                                                                                                                                            [4] https://www.theguardian.com/world/2018/jan/15/raf-fighters-i...

                                                                                                                                            • lovecg 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                              It’s #4 but caused by #1. My pet theory is that we’re pretty far into this business cycle, so a lot of new companies had the time to mature, build up complexity, shed people the most knowledgeable with the original architecture, stop caring as much about the competition, and so on. Add Apple to the mix for recent software quality issues.

                                                                                                                                              • Hamuko 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                                >It has now reached the point where even large companies cannot maintain high reliability.

                                                                                                                                                Waiting for this to be backed up by statistics.

                                                                                                                                                • matwood 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                                  Reddit was also partially down this morning.

                                                                                                                                                  • xvector 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                                    Reddit's down weekly, though, so that's no big deal.

                                                                                                                                                    • jhoh 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                                      Maybe those "INSTALL OUR APP NOW!!!" banners, floating action buttons, popups and bottom/top fixed bars caused too much traffic.

                                                                                                                                                  • pard68 9 days ago

                                                                                                                                                    NSA firmware updates requiring a reboot.

                                                                                                                                                    • frogpelt 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                                      5) Some of all of the above?

                                                                                                                                                      Although 3) doesn't have to be the explanation, it is definitely happening all the time.

                                                                                                                                                      • Bluecobra 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                                        4.

                                                                                                                                                        I think people are too accustomed now to high availability/uptime nowadays. I started using the Internet in the mid 90s. Stuff used to break all the time back in those days. Now I can’t remember the last time I couldn’t reach a website because it has been Slashdotted.

                                                                                                                                                        • foobiekr 9 days ago

                                                                                                                                                          4.

                                                                                                                                                          And imho all that’s really happening is people are noticing the outages more. This is a good thing. For years too much of the mental model has been “{ cloud, google, Facebook, aws, xxx } never goes down!”

                                                                                                                                                          That’s been unhealthy. It’s a good thing.

                                                                                                                                                          • dqpb 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                                            3) Come on man, you can't just go around opening parentheses and then not closing them.

                                                                                                                                                            • julienfr112 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                                              What about raising temperatures ?

                                                                                                                                                              • daveheq 9 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                I don't believe it's too complex, I believe people are getting lazy. Complexity can be handled by automation, but too often people just want to rush things out for a buck instead of planning out a good product.

                                                                                                                                                                • ljm 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                  Hypergrowth/blitzscaling also introduces entropy.

                                                                                                                                                                  The more you hire, the more plentiful and diverse your bugs will be.

                                                                                                                                                                  It stands out now because the stars aligned. But theses issues have been coming and going for years in patternless form.

                                                                                                                                                                  • Angostura 9 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                    5) The increasing interconnectedness of things introducing new interdependences so that when one service stumbles so do many others.

                                                                                                                                                                    • sebastianconcpt 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                      I'd normally go for #4 but hypotheses #3 is starting to be a more plausible explanation for the timely "coincidence".

                                                                                                                                                                      • rossdavidh 9 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                        A friend of mine who is retired military told me there is a saying that "once is bad luck, twice is a coincidence, but three times is enemy action". Doesn't necessarily mean it's true, of course.

                                                                                                                                                                      • root_axis 9 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                        There's also the HN filter bubble which could be presenting a misleading picture of "outage" frequency.

                                                                                                                                                                        • taf2 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                          6) It's summer and lots of engineers are either a. on vacation or b. thinking less clearly

                                                                                                                                                                          • danellis 9 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                            #4.

                                                                                                                                                                            When things are random, they cluster.

                                                                                                                                                                            • dboreham 9 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                              Could be a Tacoma Narrows Bridge type problem.

                                                                                                                                                                              • djohnston 9 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                it's end of half. everyone is entering reviews. gotta deliver.. somerthing...

                                                                                                                                                                                • auslander 9 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                  Sysadmin and DevOps engineer walk into a bar ...

                                                                                                                                                                                  • willart4food 9 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                    all of the above!

                                                                                                                                                                                    • elamje 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                      The brain is the greatest pattern matcher in the world. While it is unlikely all of these companies would have major outages in a month, be wary that the subconscious is constantly generating narratives to explain statistical anomalies.

                                                                                                                                                                                      Interesting theories nonetheless:)

                                                                                                                                                                                      • dmix 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                        The more the conspiracy grows the faster these otherwise minor stories shoot to the top of HN and add to the pattern.

                                                                                                                                                                                        It fuels itself.

                                                                                                                                                                                        • alanbernstein 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                          "Minor" seems inappropriate. Can you remember another time when so many high-profile websites/services have had outages in so short a time span?

                                                                                                                                                                                          • ambrice 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                            No. And a year from now I won't remember this time either.

                                                                                                                                                                                        • braythwayt 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                          > be wary that the subconscious is constantly generating narratives to explain statistical anomalies

                                                                                                                                                                                          This comes up all the time in sports. Let's take pool for example. There are various guesstimates floating around, and I do not have access to detailed tournament statistics, but I have heard that in games where sinking a ball on the break is an advantage, for decent players there's maybe a 75% chance that a ball will go down.

                                                                                                                                                                                          So once in every four breaks, you won't sink a ball. How often do you fail twice in a row? Once in every sixteen breaks. Failing three times in a row? Once in every 64 breaks. Four times in a row? Once in every 256 breaks.

                                                                                                                                                                                          What about five straight breaks without sinking a ball? Once in every 1,024 breaks. That's a lot of breaks. But wait up a moment.

                                                                                                                                                                                          Let's ask, "If you miss a break, what're the odds of it becoming a streak of five misses in a row?" The answer is, "One in every 256 streaks of misses will be a streak of five or more misses." 1/256 is not particularly rare, if you play often enough to sink a ball on the break 75% of the time.

                                                                                                                                                                                          What is the point of knowing that a streak of five misses in a row is rare but not that rare? Well, if you miss five in a row, do you chalk your cue for break number six as usual? Or do you tell yourself that your break isn't working, and start adjusting your stance, aim, spin, &c?

                                                                                                                                                                                          If you start adjusting everything when you get a streak of five misses in a row, you may just make things worse. You have to pay enough attention to your distribution of misses to work out whether a streak of five misses in a row is just the normal 1/256 streaks, or if there really is something amiss.

                                                                                                                                                                                          The brain is a great pattern matcher, but it sucks at understanding statistics.

                                                                                                                                                                                          ---

                                                                                                                                                                                          The flip side of this, of course, is that if you upgrade your brain well enough to understand statistics, you can win a lot of money.

                                                                                                                                                                                          If a pro misses five in a row, feel free to wager money that they'll sink a ball on their next break. Your friends may actually give you odds, even though the expectation of winning is 75-25 in your favour.

                                                                                                                                                                                          • liberte82 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                            This is a great explanation of the issues we have with statistics. You see this all the time in other sports too. As a hockey watcher, fans always want “explanations” for a loss or losing streak. More often than not, it’s just bad luck, and the kneejerk reactions that coaches and GMs take often just make things worse.

                                                                                                                                                                                            Nate Silver did a writeup showing the math around how the winner of the Stanley Cup comes down to little more than random chance.

                                                                                                                                                                                          • whatshisface 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                            Saying that it's an illusory pattern without checking the statistics is no more scientific than saying it's a conspiracy without checking the statistics.

                                                                                                                                                                                            • richk449 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                              > The brain is the greatest pattern matcher in the world.

                                                                                                                                                                                              You have obviously never tried to model the stock market with a neural net.

                                                                                                                                                                                            • calimac 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                              There is a silent civil war going on to free the users from malicious social technocracy

                                                                                                                                                                                              • pu8h 9 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                Maybe aliens invasion.

                                                                                                                                                                                                • akhilcacharya 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                  The other possibility is intern season (I'm 99.99% joking)

                                                                                                                                                                                                  • rossdavidh 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                    I'm 99.99% laughing (and 0.01% thinking 'uh oh').

                                                                                                                                                                                                    • kgraves 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                      As much as I don't like interns, I am sure that they wouldn't even touch a system of the scale like Twitter's in my opinion. /s

                                                                                                                                                                                                    • sbmassey 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                      Taking down Twitter could be a huge boon for the economy, though.

                                                                                                                                                                                                    • ducktypegoose 9 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                      Software complexity escalating over time? Please! The new microservices architecture we have been migrating to over the last year or so is so stable and makes tracking down problems a walk in the park. Not to mention the NOSQL database is a dream come true, as long as you don't need to query anything other than the partition key.

                                                                                                                                                                                                      • jonprobably 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                        It's summer time and everyone who knows how stuff works is halfway through a drink right now. Probably with their families. Is it a trend year over year for 7/4 +/- a week?

                                                                                                                                                                                                      • idlewords 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                        So storytime! I worked at Twitter as a contractor in 2008 (my job was to make internal hockey-stick graphs of usage to impress investors) during the Fail Whale era. The site would go down pretty much daily, and every time the ops team brought it back up, Twitter's VCs would send over a few bottles of really fancy imported Belgian beer (the kind with elaborate wire bottle caps that tell you it's expensive).

                                                                                                                                                                                                        I would intercept these rewards and put them in my backpack for the bus ride home, in order to avoid creating perverse incentives for the operations team. But did anyone call me 'hero'?

                                                                                                                                                                                                        Also at that time, I remember asking the head DB guy about a specific metric, and he ran a live query against the database in front of me. It took a while to return, so he used the time to explain how, in an ordinary setup, the query would have locked all the tables and brought down the entire site, but he was using special SQL-fu to make it run transparently.

                                                                                                                                                                                                        We got so engrossed in the details of this topic that half an hour passed before we noticed that everyone had stopped working and was running around in a frenzy. Someone finally ran over and asked him if he was doing a query, he hit Control-C, and Twitter came back up.

                                                                                                                                                                                                        • evanweaver 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                          I worked there at the time and ending up running the software infrastructure teams that fixed all these problems. The beer wasn't a reward, it was because people were stressed and morale was low. Nobody brought the site down on purpose.

                                                                                                                                                                                                          What really made me mad was when we hired consultants and the contract would end, usually without much success because Twitter's problems were not normal problems, and then they would send us a fancy gift basket with our own wasted money.

                                                                                                                                                                                                          Maciej, we are still waiting for you to ship the executive dashboard.

                                                                                                                                                                                                          • idlewords 9 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                            That dashboard supported something like a dozen people over its lifetime. One person would start writing it, then quit, and be replaced by another person who rewrote it in their preferred language, and then the cycle would repeat.

                                                                                                                                                                                                            It was a VC-funded welfare program for slackers and I miss it greatly.

                                                                                                                                                                                                            • nevf1 9 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                              I lol'd at "welfare program for slackers" - That's the dream really... Find a chaotic workplace that lets you play with your favorite languages and no real tangible outcome.

                                                                                                                                                                                                          • tonystubblebine 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                            To take the history of direct queries at Twitter even further back, I built a web interface at Odeo for the CEO to run direct queries against the database (and save them so he could re-run them). There were some basic security precautions, but this was totally cowboy.

                                                                                                                                                                                                            That Odeo team was filled with best practices aficionados and the management (including me) was a bit cowardly about being clear that "WE ARE FAILING HARD AND FAST." Damn the practices.

                                                                                                                                                                                                            So of course the engineering team freaked out, especially since the CEO managed to find lots of queries that did take the site down.

                                                                                                                                                                                                            But I honestly credit that as one of the biggest things that I contributed to Twitter. Having easy SQL access let the CEO dig into the data for hours, ask any question he wanted, double check it, etc. He was able to really explore the bigger question, "Is Odeo working?"

                                                                                                                                                                                                            The answer was no. And that's how he decided to fully staff Twitter (twttr then) as a side project, buy back the assets, and set Twitter up as it's own thing.

                                                                                                                                                                                                            I think that it really was very close--if we'd moved any slower we would have run out of money before anyone was ready to commit to Twitter. Same story about Rails--without being able to do rapid prototyping we never would have convinced ourselves that Twitter was a thing.

                                                                                                                                                                                                            • nthj 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                              Just a quick note not directed at OP but for any other engineers that may be unaware, these days AWS makes provisioning a read replica painless, and you can point the CEO to up-to-the-minute data while essentially firewalling the queries from customer operations.

                                                                                                                                                                                                            • NKCSS 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                              Why not have it run against a replicated copy? I did that in the past, works amazingly, they can f* up all they want without any implications.

                                                                                                                                                                                                              • tonystubblebine 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                                This was 2005. We had dedicated servers in our own cage. I can't remember if we already had replicas. It seems plausible. But actually spinning up a new one would have required more work and convincing than I wanted to do.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                • AgentME 9 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                                  It's probably easy to do if you know it's an issue to begin with. I've run into this scenario before (running sql queries to read data that turned out to lock everything) and it caught me by surprise. Why would a read query cause the database to lock anything? I thought databases did stuff like multiversion concurrency control to make locks like that unnecessary.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                  • joevandyk 9 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Doing large queries on a Postgres standby had the potential to mess up the master, depending on configuration settings.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                • ziftface 9 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Thanks for sharing. Out of curiosity, why was the answer no? Was the issue the downtime or something more subtle?

                                                                                                                                                                                                                  • I think in the end he lost faith over retention. We got a lot of traffic and new users but didn't keep any of it. He was already suspicious that iTunes was going to kill us and so the stats were the nail in that coffin. He was right. We were ten years too early to podcasting.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                • sbmthakur 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                                  This reminded me of something too!

                                                                                                                                                                                                                  I used to work(on backend) on a popular app(in my country) which had a good number of users. One day I was asked to work with some infra/sysadmin folks who wanted to fix some issues with the servers in our inventory. We happily updated kernels and even rebooted servers a few time. I came back to my team and saw them deeply engrossed into production logs. Turns out few of the servers that were "fixed" were actually production servers. I almost shouted the F word when I listed all IPs. This confusion happened because the server guys used data IPs and we used management IPs. This exposed serious miscommunication among our teams. But fun times indeed!

                                                                                                                                                                                                                  • oneeyedpigeon 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                                    > It took a while to return, so he used the time to explain how, in an ordinary setup ...

                                                                                                                                                                                                                    This one was visible from such a great distance, it's a wonder neither of you spotted it as it happened! I love your post — reminds me of BOFH :)

                                                                                                                                                                                                                    • idlewords 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                                      The guy had an amazing beard, with streaks of white in it! He looked like a great wizard to me. I remember even as we noticed people were frantic, saying to one another "oh man, another outage, thank goodness it's not us!"

                                                                                                                                                                                                                      • emerongi 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                                        And now it's a full-blown sitcom scene

                                                                                                                                                                                                                      • baud147258 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                                        A true BOFH would have either disposed of any witness or made them the culprit.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                        • SllX 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                                          A true BOFH works with what he’s got, and when what he’s got is a fool willing to do all his work for him, then it’s time to implement Plan A: sit back and enjoy the fireworks.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                      • ryandrake 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                                        > The site would go down pretty much daily, and every time the ops team brought it back up, Twitter's VCs would send over a few bottles of really fancy imported Belgian beer

                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Never understood this mentality but have seen it at many companies. Rewarding someone or some team for heroically fixing something after a catastrophic failure. Talk about misaligned incentives! Reminds me of the Cobra Effect [1]. When you reward “fixing a bad thing” you will get more of the bad thing to be fixed.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                        1: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cobra_effect

                                                                                                                                                                                                                      • azhenley 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                                        This gives me hope that one day I will be able to run a startup. The big tech companies aren't too different than the rest of us after all...

                                                                                                                                                                                                                        • kgraves 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Agreed, the only thing that a showstopper for me is the money and talent, It is still a struggle to find talented people who want to work for a startup.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                          • goobynight 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Even harder to find ones that wish to remain working for a startup!

                                                                                                                                                                                                                        • fzort 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                                          This is hilarious, thanks for sharing. I used to work at companies like this, except they weren't worth billions of dollars.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                          • isostatic 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Neither was twitter in 2008, it didn't reach $1b until the end of 2009

                                                                                                                                                                                                                            • kreetx 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                                              The story is most probably not true. Love the taco tunnel though :)

                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Edit: apparently the stories actually are true.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                            • busterarm 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                                              This is the same group of folks who wrote the infamous ranty blog shitting all over Rails back in...'11(?) when it was pretty clear that their workload wasn't suited to an RBDMS and ActiveRecord. They wrote their own message queue twice despite suggestions to use known tools before eventually giving up.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                              • applecrazy 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                That’s hilarious. Reminds me of a clip from the show Silicon Valley.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                • rco8786 9 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  I worked there for a bit. Sometime around 2014 I dropped a production DB table (via a fat finger, shouldn’t have even been possible in hindsight). It wasn’t consumer facing but the internal effect made it look like all of Twitter was simultaneously down. Mass hysteria there for 20 min or so.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  • ParadisoShlee 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Is that beer story satire?

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    • idlewords 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      No, it is true.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      • kreetx 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Is it actually really true? The second part, too? I thought this can't be true and must be a (good) story just to amuse the readers - I guess I was wrong.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    • colpabar 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Can someone explain the joke (about the beer) because I genuinely don't understand

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      edit: pretty please

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      • baud147258 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Each time the ops team brought Twitter back up, they receive good beer. So it would also mean that each time Twitter goes down, they could expect to receive the beer. Without idleword's actions, they would have an incentive (good beer) for having Twitter keep going down and not doing work to improve the stability.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        • arkades 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Under the guise of preventing the ops team from being incentivized to create outages, he was selflessly stealing all the nice beer for himself.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          • ficklepickle 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            He took the beer because he wanted it. "Perverse incentives" are an excuse, because nobody is going to kill their production servers and all the panic that entails for like $10 worth of beer.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            • Zebfross 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Sounds like the guy was bragging about his SQL skills to avoid locking the database but ended up locking the database anyway (thus, people running around)

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              • gunnihinn 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Can you simplify that for me, chief?

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              • treis 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                If the ops team got beer every time the servers went down (as a reward for fixing them) then they'd have an incentive for the servers to go down.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                • Jach 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  We all understand the perverse incentives joke, I think what's confusing people here is whether there's some other hidden joke they're missing that suggests not to take OP at his word that yes, he did make off with someone else's gift, which is generally considered a dick move.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  • penteract 9 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    You can tell he's a good guy or he'd have only taken half of it to ensure the continued supply.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  • slackfan 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    What the hell are all of you smoking, some moderately expensive alcohol is nowhere near enough reward to take down a service.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    • colpabar 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      If it was a sure thing that the ops engineers were doing that, then sure, it'd be kinda funny. Otherwise it just seems like a dick move.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      • wtallis 9 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        The alcohol was an incentive to bring the service back up quickly, but not an incentive to prevent it going down in the first place. Twitter was going down often enough on its own that nobody needed to be motivated to help it crash (except that bringing it back up sooner gives it another opportunity to crash again sooner).

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        • eitland 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Operant conditioning is a thing and it works.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          While I and you would not do this I’m afraid that it would somehow find a way to work in this case too.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          • slackfan 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Ops engineers don't get paid enough to fix dev fuck ups enough as it is. No amount of beer is going to fix that.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      • vokep 9 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        He's taking home the special expensive beer and not telling them about it because he cares about the health and well being of his team so much, and yet they wouldn't even consider him a hero for this, how ungrateful they are!

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        • wedn3sday 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          If everytime the site was brought back up (because it had gone down), and the ops guys got free fancy beer, then the message pretty quickly turns into, "if the site goes down, I get rewarded."

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        • southerndrift 8 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          In other words, that beer gave you the motive to bring twitter down, which you inevitably did by asking that question.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          • el_benhameen 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            The second story had me in tears. Especially given that I'm building a similarly scary query right now (thankfully not against live).

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            • jfountain2015 10 days ago
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              • dmix 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Woo startups.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                • jayflux 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  > We got so engrossed in the details of this topic that half an hour passed before we noticed that everyone had stopped working and was running around in a frenzy. Someone finally ran over and asked him if he was doing a query, he hit Control-C, and Twitter came back up.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  This would not be out of place as a scene in Silicon Valley

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                • milquetoastaf 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  You sound like the worst coworker in the world. Stealing rewards from ops? That sucks.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  • dubcanada 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    "I would intercept these rewards and put them in my backpack for the bus ride home, in order to avoid creating perverse incentives for the operations team. But did anyone call me 'hero'?"

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Wait so you stole rewards for a team that was spending time (I assume extra or stressful) on something you didn't do or have any part in. And you want a cookie?

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    I mean I get it, the company was probably not great in it's infancy. But what?

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    • pgrote 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      I think OP is saying the rewards were confiscated so the team wouldn't begin breaking things on purpose to get a reward when they fixed it.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      • UncleMeat 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Yeah but does anybody believe that the engineers would deliberately break things so they could have to work in a stressful environment bringing things back up just to get some free beer?

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        • alexanderdmitri 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          If your incentives are aligned w/firefighting as opposed to fire prevention b/c management is not motivating and rewarding the extra work that goes into avoiding these scenarios in the first place, you're encouraging fire.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          • Jach 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Indeed, the usual motivation to try and be called a hero for putting out the fire you started is much more valuable than free booze: a title promotion with a pay bump.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        • idlewords 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          I don't want a cookie; I want more $24/bottle Belgian beer.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          • JorgeGT 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            You should submit a request to the Pinboard CEO...

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            • yyyk 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Wouldn't that have made you the one with a "perverse incentive"?

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              • C14L 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                That explains why he walked over to the DB guy and asked him to run an expensive query on the life system ;)

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              • gnulinux 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                That's usually called stealing, or something a little softer than that. It's interesting that you shared that experience expected for us to laugh at it. The rest of the comment was hilarious and I'm happy you shared it, but that bit is very odd. I also see where you're coming from. But your act was ethically questionable.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              • sizzle 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Just wanted to say that I enjoy reading your blog.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                • 100100010001 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Agreed! Every selfish prick should take whatever they want even if it’s not theirs.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                • vorpalhex 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  It's a joke. Laugh, it's funny.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  • Dylan16807 9 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    It's one of those jokes where if the story isn't true then the entire basis for it being funny disappears. (And if it is true then the joke isn't good enough to make up for the actions.)

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    • slackfan 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Having worked on a lot of ops teams in unstable environments, it's just really dickish.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      • q3k 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        I also have. idlewords' post is one of the funniest things I've read this week.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    • nomadlogic 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      yea as an ops engineer that's probably the worst violation of trust i've ever heard of.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      • reaperducer 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Wait so you stole rewards for a team that was spending time (I assume extra or stressful) on something you didn't do or have any part in.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        The HR department in my company does this, and then redistributes the gifts to everyone in a random drawing at the Christmas party.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        One year some department got a bunch of PlayStations, and a couple of them ended up in my department. The only thing my department contributed to the kitty was candy. I bet some people in that other department were disappointed.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        • CiPHPerCoder 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Finally we get the long awaited sequel to One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest...

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          One flew over the dubcanada's head.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      • sho 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Can all of the geniuses posting outraged replies accusing u/idlewords of Grand Theft (Beer) please also include their vaccination status? Thanks. For research.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        • 100100010001 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Hero? You’re a villain who steps on teammates. The worst part is you thought it’d be okay to share that and think we’d be on your side. Have you no shame?

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          • idlewords 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            My job was to make growth graphs for investor slide decks, so by definition I had no shame.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            • DanFeldman 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Or, if you had any shame, its growth would be up and to the right!

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            • Doctor_Fegg 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              ...have you no sense of humour?

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              • vorpalhex 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Please take a moment to reboot your sarcasm detector and unplug from the internet for a minute. Maybe go outside, go for a nice walk, have a glass of water, pet a dog?

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              • sandworm101 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                >> he hit Control-C, and Twitter came back up.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Monolithic architecture. When I did security work I fought this every day. Moving away from it is a nightmare of technical debt and heated debate about who should control what. I'm reminded of a story from the early days of MSN. The legend goes that in the late 90s MSN ran out of one cabinet, a single server. The server had redundant power supplies, but only one physical plug.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                • hn_throwaway_99 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  > Monolithic architecture.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  This particular problem had nothing to do with a monolithic architecture. Your app can be a monolith, but that still doesn't mean your BI team can't have a separate data warehouse or at least separate read replicas to run queries against.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  • Dylan16807 9 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    It's not "nothing to do with". You're correct that a monolithic architecture does not imply that a single read query will lock the entire database. But it is a prerequisite.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    • Not really. I've seen more than one microservice-architected (admittedly, poorly) systems where, instead of the whole DB freezing up, just the one DB would freeze, but then all of the other microservices that talked to the frozen microservice didn't correctly handle the error responses, so now you had corruption strewn over multiple databases and services.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      So, while true the failure mode would be different, "one bad query fucking up your entire system" is just as possible with microservices.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    • sho 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      And of course this is standard practise. I've contracted on largish apps before (rails! Shock!) and of course we provided read-only replicas for BI query purposes. I wouldn't have provided production access even if asked.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Anything else is simple incompetence and the macro-organisation of the code and/or services is irrelevant.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      • sandworm101 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        If your website crashes because a single person ran a query, your system is too monolithic. You can have thousands of little microservices running all over the place, but a single query causing a fault proves that a vital system is running without redundancy or load sharing and that other systems cannot handle the situation. You have too many aspects of your service all tied together within a single system. It is too monolithic.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        • zbentley 9 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          I think "monolithic" and "fragile" are orthogonal concepts.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    • Raphmedia 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      > I would intercept these rewards and put them in my backpack for the bus ride home, in order to avoid creating perverse incentives for the operations team. But did anyone call me 'hero'?

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Wait, I don't understand.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Why would anyone call you hero?

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Are you suggesting that the team would deliberately crash the app to receive beers and that by stealing them you stopped this from happening?

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Free drinks and free food is the standard here to reward teams when they spend extra unpaid time away from their families.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      All of the posts asking the same question are being down voted. Am I missing something?

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      You said you were a contractor at the time. Unless you were on the management team I fail to see how this was your responsibility to choose what happened.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      • LeoPanthera 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        > Am I missing something?

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        That it is a joke.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        • Raphmedia 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          The humor must be lost in translation then, I don't see anything resembling a joke.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        • teddyh 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          > Are you suggesting that the team would deliberately crash the app to receive beers

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Perverse_incentive

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          • Raphmedia 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Yes, the cobra effect exists. Should this mean that everyone needs to stop all forms of positive reinforcement? I don't believe so.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            I doubt anyone would risk a comfortable job at Twitter against a few bottles of beers. Even if they are really fancy, that's what... $20-50?

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            If this had been worded as a "Haha, I stole the bad team's beer" I would have laughed.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            However, worded as "where is my reward for being smart and stopping the cobra effect?" that's just an humble brag and plain unfunny.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          • danielparks 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            He’s joking.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        • lukey_q 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          A lot of high-profile outages recently. Can't actually remember the last time Twitter went fully down. Have to confess I immediately assumed an issue with my own connection, even though every other site is working.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Unrelated, but for some reason the phrase "I have no mouth and I must scream" just popped into my head

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          • rococode 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Twitter is especially weird for this since it's often a platform where people talk about downtimes. I don't see this downtime mentioned on Reddit and I don't know of other sites where it might be discussed, so if Hacker News happened to go down at the same time, where would I go to talk about it with online strangers and find out if it's just me? Nowhere, I guess, I'd just wait it out with no extra insights on what's going on. A small reminder of what the world used to be like haha.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          • eljimmy 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Yesterday, Stripe went down for a half hour, and the later yesterday, Google's Android Payment Validation API went down for more than 2 hours.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Stripe at least acknowledged their downtime. Google was oblivious, made no update to any of their status pages. Really horrendous awareness and support from Google per usual.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            • patmcguire 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Odd coincidence, seems like it might have been some upstream banks having a bad SCA rollout

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              • paulddraper 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Giving Amazon a run for their money I see.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              • the_af 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                > Unrelated, but for some reason the phrase "I have no mouth and I must scream" just popped into my head

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                That phrase was coined by Harlan Ellison in his classic scifi short story to represent a situation of complete despair and powerlessness.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                I don't think a lack of Twitter, Whatsapp, Instagram, Facebook or Gmail -- however inconvenient -- would fill me with that kind of existential dread :)

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                • Nightshaxx 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  I got rid of all of those except Gmail (need it for work, school, etc) and WhatsApp (only use for one group chat) and it is very freeing. I realized social media (Instagram especially) breeds unhappiness with your life, while all of the models and "influencers" on it don't live realistic lives. In fact I've experienced first had that their posts are often doctored or don't acctually portray the situation accurately.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  • AnIdiotOnTheNet 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Not those things specifically, but take a step back and look at the Rube Goldberg inspired complexity of modern technology and despair.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    • nemof 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      honestly i feel unmoored without tweetdeck on my second screen ticking by. i realise this is probably a bad thing, but getting my daily news and info, i'd say 90% comes from twitter.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    • pwenzel 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Mercury is in Retrograde through July 31.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    • cambalache 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      It makes me wonder if a powerful malicious agent can devise a complex operation (planting people in several key places) and wipe out most of the databases of one these places. It would be interesting to see what would it happen if suddenly all of twitter of facebook is deleted , puff!, gone in a second.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      • idlewords 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Actually deleting stuff at these scales takes many, many days if you don't want it to be trivially recoverable.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        • gnulinux 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          You can't delete that much data in a matter of seconds digitally. You need to physically harm the hardware.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          • edwintorok 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Wipe the encryption key of your SSD, small amount of data to wipe, and the whole SSD is unrecoverable. FWIW at least OCZ SSDs have an encryption key flashed into it even if you didn't turn encryption on. Putting a new firmware on it can wipe this key and make your old data inaccessible. Source: got a buggy OCZ firmware that failed to make the device appear on the SATA bus, only way OCZ could fix it was to install new firmware which wiped the key and hence my data was unrecoverable.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            • gnulinux 9 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Interesting point. I stand corrected. Not sure why I didn't think that way.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          • Keloo 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            I recommend you watching Mr.Robot :)

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            • cambalache 9 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              I watched the first season but got tired of the constant morose attitude of the main character. Does it get better?

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          • jasoncartwright 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Move fast and break things

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            • malhotra_chetan 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              I think they are past that stage! If a 28 billion company gets to say that I am not going to feel bad about my site going down.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          • neom 10 days ago
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            • qrush 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Me too! :)

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              • thomasjudge 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                What is the new fail mascot called? It looks like a cartoonish-alien with a PacMan/snipper hand and another hand that looks like a burning fuse standing next to a bomb with a fuse lit that is split open so it also looks like a PacMan

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                • twic 9 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  It's a robot whose hand has fallen off.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                • jhsu 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  legendary

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              • whatshisface 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                I remember once we were at three outages, someone posted that they thought three was a reasonably-sized random cluster given the rate at which services go down. How many outages have we had in the last 30 days, how many do we have per month on average, and how strongly can we reject the null hypothesis?

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                The formula for computing how unlikely this is is the Poisson distribution: `λ^k * e^-λ / k!`, where λ is the average number of outages every 30 days and k is the number of outages in the past 30 days. If you find the numbers, let me know what the answer is.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                • doomjunky 9 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  07/11/2019 Twitter outage

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  07/03/2019 WhatsApp, Facebook & Instagram outage

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  07/02/2019 Cloudflare outage (Discord, 9gag, Medium)

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  07/02/2019 Google Cloud glass fiber damage (Google Services)

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  06/24/2019 Verizon route leak (Cloudflare, Google, Amazon, Reddit)

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  06/02/2019 Google Cloud excalated outage progression (G Suite, YouTube)

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  • lordnacho 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    The outages might not be independent. Chances are these services are cross integrated at some level.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    • whatshisface 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      They are, but they're going down on different days. Whatever effect is left over could be accounted for by looking at the postmortems and not counting "we were down because AWS was down."

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  • lopespm 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    A comment made before by another user about Facebook, Instagram and WhatsApp outages offers an interesting perspective:

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    "This outage coincides with FBs PSC (performance summary cycle) time. I wonder if this is folks trying to push features so they get “impact” for PSC."[1]

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    I wonder if the recent outages on other well known services could be heavily influenced by a similar phenomenon. If this holds water, it would be interesting to have an article or study around this issue. I certainly would be interested in reading it.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    [1] https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=20350579

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    • mikece 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      I posted the question on Slack "How do you spread the word when Twitter goes down?" People thought that was so hilarious... until they realized Twitter was actually down.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Honestly, "Hacker News" was my answer which seems to be effectively correct -- and today I learned about the existence of twitterstat.us!

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    • pcora 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      google, apple, microsoft, facebook.. and now twitter? I keep asking the same, when is amazon's outage day?

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      • unreal37 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        July 15 and 16, coming up!

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        • degenerate 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Free shipping on outages for all prime members!

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        • rahuldottech 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          You missed cloudflare, stripe, slack

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          • SteveGregory 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            The Google, Cloudflare, and Stripe outages all affected Shopify. So Shopify has had several meaningful outages over the past few weeks.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            • rmoriz 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Isn‘t Shopify a Fastly customer? Do they still use Cloudflare?

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              • SteveGregory 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                I was also under that impression until the Cloudflare event happened. I do not actually know what their dependency was, but all shops were taken offline.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            • victorbojica 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Reddit too :(

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              • freehunter 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Reddit goes down constantly though, not a great benchmark.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                • gnulinux 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Reddit goes down almost every day. I see "Ow!" thing a few times a week. Full confession: I'm constantly on reddit. :(

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                • pcora 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  oh, right! the slack one sucked

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                • daveguy 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Hm. If you were going to plan a worldwide internet outage (or the appearance of one) you could test your ability to take down individual services first and then take them all down at once.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                • EvanAnderson 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  All I can think, smugly, is that DNS, SMTP, HTTP, etc. don't "go down". Twitter should be a protocol, not a website.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  • zzo38computer 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Yes, I agree, and I invented a Netsubscribe protocol with a similar use. (There is also ActivityPub, but Netsubscribe is much simpler.) (And then there is other stuff where there are already suitable protocols for too, such as SMTP, NNTP, IRC, etc)

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    • Elidrake24 9 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      DNS absolutely -goes down-, though in much more entertaining ways.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      • EvanAnderson 9 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        All the DNS in the world can't fail at once. All the Twitter can.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        • MYEUHD 9 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          This is because Twitter is centralized.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    • kevinlou 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      It's weird seeing the go-to downtime tracker go down. I'm so wired to check Twitter that I kept refreshing for a good 10 seconds.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      • edwintorok 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Time to make HN the go-to downtime tracker. Did anyone measure HN's uptime over the past years?

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        • snazz 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          I don’t know about empirical data, but HN occasionally goes into a mode where page loads that don’t hit the cache (logged in users) take 10+ seconds. I haven’t been on when it’s gone down completely since i signed up (not too long ago).

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        • SimeVidas 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          1. Wow, Twitter is down.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          2. I bet it’s trending. Let me check.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          3. …

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          4. Oh.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        • abadabadingdong 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          I wonder how many conspiracies this single outage will trigger.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          • danso 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Given that today was the White House's "Social Media Summit", no doubt there will be a few conspiracies floated. I'm betting "Twitter wanted to block out all the criticism coming form the summit!" will be a popular one.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            • indigochill 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              I've got a couple conspiracy theories at the moment:

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              1. It's a deployment of some infrastructure change the government got the big tech companies to sign onto.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              2. It's a "shot across the bow" from some external party to demonstrate their control over major infrastructure.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              2.a. Also could have been a mix of 1 and 2. The government orchestrated the outages in order to add fuel to the hysteria over Chinese "spy chips". However, given the story every time seems to be "Someone goofed a configuration", this theory doesn't seem to have much life left in it.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              • cabaalis 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                My conspiracy theory: The dehumanization regex was found to match too many non-conservatives, prompting a rollback that failed.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              • YinglingLight 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Nah that's low level conspiracies. The new tier are in the vein "Twitter/Facebook/Google is currently being raided and forced to copy over DBs for an ongoing investigation into surveillance/censorship/pizza/Molochworship".

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              • rootforce 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Theory: The internet is really just a series of green tubes underground and the last earthquake knocked out the primary plumber named Mario.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                • moate 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  My theory: The internet in fact IS a big truck, and it got a flat tire.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  • brooksgarrett 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    No. The internet is in a box and Jenn broke it.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                • iamnotacrook 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Yeah, I'm sure it's all a big coincidence. If someone was targeting them all I'm sure the effects would be entirely different.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  • master-litty 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    I'm counting three in these comments so far :)

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    • dvduval 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      The Tron man's biker shorts ripped right in the crotch, and they're rushing to repair the split in his pants.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    • dthedev 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Pray for the team that has to handle this ticket.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      • falsedan 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        That’ll be fine, a post mortem will show that ops weren’t the cause and their comp package will help them get over this little package of stress

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      • idlewords 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        On the status posts in particular I really miss the ability to sort comments by new on this site.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        • binarymax 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Just last week I found a setting deep in my profile config that let me disable ‘recommended tweets first’ or similar. When it’s back up I can check the exact setting

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          • idlewords 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            I mean on Hacker News, not Twitter.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        • dewey 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          It has been a long time since I've seen the equivalent of the fail whale on Twitter. It was a weekly occurrence back in the days.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          • unwabuisi 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            I wish they would bring back the fail whale!

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            • jachee 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Agreed! Their little amputated robot looks too much like the reddit Snoo.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            • KuhlMensch 9 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Years ago I read an amazing article (from HN) about how (complex) config, rather than code ends up being the cause of outages at scale. I always reflect on that, when designing almost anything these days.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              • cfors 9 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                I would love to see that article. That isn't surprising in the slightest to me.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Just a quick nitpick. A bad config more often than not in my experience is opening up a code path that is riddled with bad code, whether it was not vetted with the proper testing or the wrong environment.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                But to your point, I think most people would agree that configuration changes are almost never reviewed with the granularity of a code change. Yes, we may do our due diligence with an approved PR and vetting the configuration and testing the change before deploying it. But, reviewing a PR with a bad config change in json or yaml doesn't necessarily tell you about the code paths that it will open up which makes it much harder to reason about the consequences that a potential bad config push would do.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                We should always be reflecting about how adding knobs (configuration) to our programs greatly increases the complexity of the service.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              • tschellenbach 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Really curious which part of their infrastructure was the root cause.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                • brokensegue 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  eh, it's a boring story

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  source: work there

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                • segmondy 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  It's always configuration change during deployment. Bad configuration, someone messed up a yaml or json config file.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                • anonymousjunior 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  the internet is just falling apart these days

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                • abstract7 9 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  My guess is that the whales have been securing parts of their codebases from internal leaks or something related but for security. Workflow disruptions. It may be bad code bitting them weeks or more after they pushed it.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  There has been many embarrassing and controversial leaks this year. Allegations of uneven TOS enforcement. Hence the WH Social Media Summit. Could also be security related combo ahead of the elections that also is a bit sensitive for low-trust devs.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Imagine code getting pushed that only a smaller subset of devs are privy to. Possibly pushing obsfucated code or launching services outside of the standard pipeline.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Remember that the spectre and meltdown patches for the Linux kernal was a nightmare because the normal open and free-to-discuss-and-review workflow was broken. That applies too in these situations with large codebases that internally are 'open-source'.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  • nevi-me 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    I was in the middle of a loosely legal argument about the politics of my country, and tonight I had found obliging people to reason with me instead of calling me names.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    The discussion was beautiful, until the app stopped working. I even thought I was blocked. I'm glad that it's just down.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    • ibdf 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      The real question is, if twitter were to go down permanently, what social media tool would the president use? Would he switch to something else or not use anything at all? I can imagine whatever tool he were to choose would become popular over night.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      • syn0byte 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        I was gonna make a joke about how much hate Trump generates ruining a brand like that but then I remember Hugo Boss, BMW, IBM, VW and Bayer among others were all knuckle deep with the Nazi's and every single one is still a popular brand to this day.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      • hjanssen 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        I'm wondering if this has anything to do with the announced new "Look and Feel" for Twitter. I got a banner yesterday talking about it and now Twitter is down. Maybe they messed up something in preparation for the rollout?

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        • farisjarrah 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          This is bad... There is an Amber Alert in California for an abducted child and on the amber alert that popped up on my phone was a link for more information... That link took me straigt to twitter, which is down.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          • Zenst 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Guess for some media outlets - it's going to be a slow news day.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            • kgraves 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              At long last, productivity has been restored. No more time wasting anti-intellectual arguments on a platform that has provided little to no value.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Unfortunately, the poor SRE's at the company will reboot the system and the masses will resume their daily centralised content consumption. Oh well, I will just have to go to Mastodon or other instances for curated content (with no algorithms messing up my feed).

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              I encourage you join Mastodon and the decentralised web.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              As far as I am concerned with Twitter, nothing of value has been lost.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              • JimBrimble35 9 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                There seems to be a high correlation between outages and security breaches. My guess is that at some point in the future there the consequences of these shutdowns will come to light in the media.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                That, or this is all related to high profile sites being required to install some additional level of infrastructure which is being required in secret by an organization like the NSA.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Both theories require a fairly thick tin foil hat, but honestly.. I have a hard time believing that it's just random downtime.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                • focuser 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  yup, What's worse than releasing a product on twitter and found it down a few minutes later...

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  • ravedave5 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Quick un-release it and rerelease after it's up!

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    • MiddleEndian 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Right now, probably working at twitter

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    • totaldude87 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Down on a plain Thursday with no major news or anything , so definitely doesn't look like a infrastructure spike or anything.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Could be bad deployment or someone decided to pull few plug(s)

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      • yomoraka 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        plug pulled by "youknowwho"'s team

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      • oldgun 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        I remember seeing something about Twitter bringing out a newer version, with more features and goodies. This could be related to that?

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Rolling out new features is always stressful I guess.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        • the-dude 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          My pet theory still is Huawei equipment being decommissioned.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          • totaldude87 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Why the share price doesn't go down drastically when services like Facebook, Instagram , Twitter goes down. Every minute down is lost business right?

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            • miguelmota 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Reminds me of the Black Mirror 'Smithereens' episode where Jack is the yoga meditating hippie, but this time he decides to finally shut it down

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              • jorblumesea 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Is anyone a little suspicious that every large US tech company has had an outage recently? Wtf is going on.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                China messing with us due to tariffs perhaps?

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                • gnicholas 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  I first noticed the outage about 10 mins ago in Safari (Mac). It repeatedly gave me errors, even though Brave (Mac) was working fine. My iPhone app also worked fine (and appears to still be working).

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Why would one browser work but another not work, on the same computer at the same IP? The only difference is the account I'm logged in through (personal/work).

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  • dewey 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    You probably just hit different load balancers with your different browser sessions.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  • AznHisoka 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    I did notice something strange a few days ago. If you ran a search on Twitter, and scrolled down, it would mysteriously stop showing tweets past a certain time (July 1st, in my case). I wasn't sure if this was an internal change, or a bug of some sort. Maybe this is unrelated to the outage but strange coincidence.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    • BuckRogers 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      No one is missing out on anything important. Mostly noise. For folks with my same mindset, I do believe I've cracked the code on most social networks, as far as what makes them worthwhile at all.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Twitter- it's the police scanners. Find them for your city, it's really the best way to know what's going on around you. Better than the papers, which can't report on everything or hide stuff for business's financial interests.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Instagram- is pretty much only useful for models, whatever sort you prefer. If you like models and it brightens your day to see a beautiful woman, as it does for me, it gives Instagram a purpose other than the noise it shares with most social networks. If it makes you happy and smile, it's a good thing. No, I'm not into pornography or anything risque. Though if I were, that would probably be ok, I simply value keeping a little imagination and mystery in my life and don't watch it. Nor are the models that I follow doing it as far as I know, but that's their decision. They mostly survive off product placement and payment for additional photos. Nothing wrong with innocent modeling, just like the olden days of pin-up girls and I hope more people support them in their endeavors.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Facebook- this one is better understood by most people, hence the popularity, but it's definitely the whitepages aspect of it. I use the instant messaging more than anything, as it's difficult to have an index of your old friend's emails until you're in touch with them again. Also, people just don't keep up on emails and maintain inbox zero very well.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Youtube- this, other than RSS feeds (through Firefox's Livemarks extension) is my main source of information. I'm not into cat videos, but I certainly love learning about astrophysics and other topics from Youtubers that are more knowledgeable than I am.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      • luhego 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        I didn't realize how much I like using twitter between tasks until now. Hope it gets back soon.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        • ssully 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Noticed the outrage when I opened twitter when waiting for a long (10 min) process to run. What am I supposed to do? Socialize with coworkers?

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        • sneakernets 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Stuff like this makes me wonder if the Internet really is super vulnerable, and the only reason there isn't a mass disruption of communication all the time is because some script kiddies's Pizza Rolls were perfect today so he held off on attacking a backbone.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          • dmitrygr 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            This is actually true of most of the modern world.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            It is mostly still together because the venn diagram of those who want to see the world burn, and those who are clever enough to make it so has a very very small intersection, since the latter group is quite invested in the world not being on fire.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            • filleokus 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Yes, I think people tend to underestimate the chaos some malicious actors could do by even "just" coordinated litteral burning of stuff. Think a dozen people with cans of gasoline and matches spread over three different suburbias in a city, wooden churches or other wooden buildings of interest. Or simple firebombs on underground subway plattforms. Would probably not be that lethal but I guess very frighting.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              (Not even mentioning explosives etc, but this could probably be prepared in like an hour by just purchasing supplies at local gas stations in any country)

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            • chasd00 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              as someone else mentioned above this is a website/service that's down, not the internet. When you can't open a socket to a server in another network then the Internet is down.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              • indigochill 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Read up on BGP hijacking. The internet really is super vulnerable.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                • rglover 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  This is hilarious.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                • ibaikov 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Well, Tim Berners-Lee told that internet is a fragile technology and should be re-made, it wasn't meant to be this big. This is not really much related to these problems, but I think it should fire up this discussion, it is that important.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  • geocrasher 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    So the little blue bird of hate has finally crashed and burned. I'm okay with that.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    • Kye 9 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Down again. Notifications work, but the timeline is broken. Trends still come and go.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      • twinkletwinkle_ 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Pour one out for the SREs who had plans they were looking forward to this evening.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        • djhworld 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          I had a tab open from earlier and it refused to load larger images of their thumbnail counterparts which I thought was odd, which suggests quite a few services affected (i.e. their CDN, or image hosting services)

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          • anonymak 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Was receiving 500 on the main page for some time. Seems to have recovered now.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            • throwawaybxcf 9 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              The chances of a hate-fuelled program somewhere in the world dropped for a short period.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              It wouldn’t be surprising if a large number of people, as of 2019, are secretly rooting for Twitter to permanently go away.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              • mikece 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                I am curious if twitterstat.us has an API... I'm thinking that automated unit testing of apps that integrate with Twitter should be checking with twitterstat.us to verify if Twitter is even up...

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                • 6) hypersentient general ai has inception insurrected mkultra and thereby turned the entire internent into a singular coordinated psyop experiment designed to torture all of humanity for its own amusement.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  6.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  we are all doomed.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  :)

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  • jbverschoor 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    What’s the fallback for twitter if twitter is down, or worse: stops

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    • idlewords 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Looks at folder marked "projects" in dread

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      • mavdi 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Literally 0 negative consequence.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        • Kye 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Mastodon

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          I started a thread for sharing instances: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=20414359

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          • sascha_sl 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Note: Mastodon isn't the best thing to call it, it's the Fediverse and Mastodon is one piece of it.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            There's also Pleroma and Misskey.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          • bovermyer 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Mastodon, in my case.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            • kgraves 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Any decentralised social media alternative that is not Twitter, like Mastodon.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Anything else is centralised and inherently evil. Even the orange website.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              • sascha_sl 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                part of me wishes it was the fediverse

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                part of me hates the idea

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                • pjc50 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  We'll have to do our own jokes.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  • iamnotacrook 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Just threatening to rape random women in the street from the safety of a moving car?

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  • skc 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Heh, just last week there was a running joke on Twitter about how Facebook and Whatsapp users were busy scrambling to learn how to use Twitter due to the CDN outage over there.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    • wishrider 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      I've scraped a lot of tech news from twitter if anyone needs it https://uptopnews.com/

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      • joojia 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        As a Twitter-junkie, I find this depressing.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        • joering2 9 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          FYI its 12:35 AM EST and some parts are still down. Reseting password screen doesn’t work for example.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          • segmondy 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            One day one of these services will go down and they won't be able to bring it back up.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            • phil248 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Oh, that explains why I felt the world become slightly less hateful all of a sudden.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              • heisnotanalien 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Good. Let's hope it stays down and the world will be a better place.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                • siriniok 9 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  I was afraid that they are rolling out their redesign, thanks God.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  • ejz 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    No! Now I have to work. :(

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    • TremendousJudge 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      but where are we gonna go to get live status updates on the issue??

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      • VectorLock 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Its like people don't remember the days of the failwhale.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        • bookofjoe 9 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Is down right now - Charlottesville Virginia

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          • steverob 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Where is twitter when I really need it? :D

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            • frostyj 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              whats wrong with all giant companies and their 'internal configuration change' these days?

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              • Nican 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Oddly enough- The Mastadon (Open-source decentralized Twitter clone) instance that I use is also down for maintenance.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                • elcapitan 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Seems to be partially back.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  • omarforgotpwd 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    they should have thrown up the fail whale for old times sake

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    • pulkitsh1234 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      ahh..another "configuration change" ?

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      • WheelsAtLarge 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Good, let's hope it stays down. If only we were so lucky.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        • Copenjin 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          It's back.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          • miduil 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            mastodon.social is also suddenly down.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          • DannyB2 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Spock: The loss to the galaxy may be irretrievable.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            • slackfan 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Here's hoping it stays that way!

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              • cgy1 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                I'm sure it's purely coincidence, but interestingly Trump's also holding his Social Media Summit right now.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                • Balgair 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  I had the exact same thought!

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                • gigatexal 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Works fine for me. Lucky i guess.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  • ga-vu 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    We're all gonna die!

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    • cryptozeus 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      seems to be up now

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      • aphextim 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Call me a conspiracy theorist but seems odd the timing of this at the same time Trump is having his "Twitter Summit".

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Then again things have been going down over the past two weeks so it's probably just coincidence.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        • kyledrake 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          In a slightly better alternate universe it stays down.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          • 0xFFFE 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            I share your sentiment to a certain extent, but I believe Twitter is a necessary evil. There should be an alternative to main stream media for people.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            • azernik 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              It's not so much an alternative to mainstream media as an informal gathering place for workers in the mainstream media

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              • busterarm 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                It became the formal gathering place once Twitter bent the knee and started handing out blue checkmarks like candy to every low-level media personality basically on-demand.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                At some media companies, getting you your blue checkmark is part of the HR on-boarding process, ffs.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Journalists are clearly the heaviest, most important Twitter users at this point.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              • squarefoot 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Sadly, for most people Twitter is mainstream media.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              • eqdw 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                That alternative existed before Twitter, and will continue to exist after Twitter

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                • papito 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  I follow mostly "main stream media" on Twitter. It should be an aggregator of professional news, not "alternative" facts.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  • SllX 9 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Twitter is where the professionalism in the mainstream media goes to die. Between headlines you’re likely either getting insider baseball, a circlejerk or a crowbar in the face with “mainstream” written on the side in sharpie. If all you have are the headlines, then you’ve chosen Twitter to be your alternative “RSS” client. A valid choice for most and not one I would criticize either, but not entirely what it is or “should” be.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  • rvz 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    I found Gab [0] to be quite a viable alternative to Twitter due to its decentralised nature thanks to Mastodon so that downtimes like this cannot happen on the platform.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    [0] - https://gab.ai

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    • hlieberman 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Impressive; it's been quite a while since a comment made me roll my eyes so hard I got a headache.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      • kgraves 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        > ...quite a viable alternative to Twitter due to its decentralised thanks to Mastodon.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Gab isn't what everyone makes it out to be, they were told to build their own alternative and built it. It's even better that it's using Mastodon's stack to build their own decentralised social network.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Gab, Mastodon and others like it are future of social networks. Centralisation is evil.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        • barneygumble742 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Is this the neo-nazi Twitter alternative?

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          • qwsxyh 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Yes

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            • kgraves 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              As much of my disgust of these people, I can find you literal Nazi's that are still on Twitter.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            • kyledrake 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              I would take an extremely centralized Twitter to a vaguely federated neo-nazi platform a billion times over.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          • saidajigumi 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Which reminds me of a related quip of mine: "Like Fight Club, but for Facebook."

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          • miramardesign 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            those leftist cucks probably pay their server fees by whoring out their wives.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            • charliebrownau 9 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Gab & parler are online

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              • golemiprague 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Good, hope they stay like that. They blocked me twice because of political reasons and I had to contest it in order for them to remove the block. This company think they are the are some culture commissar in communist Russia, I hope one day they will end like those people in goulag due to some wrong thinking or something.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                • cagrimmett 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  I hope Jack went rogue and nuked it after his most recent hot yoga vision.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  That's the kind of shakeup we need in this world.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  • sp332 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    They have been teasing/warning about a new version of Twitter that was due to launch soon. I wonder if this is it.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    • krferriter 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      It's a bold strategy, I'd enjoy seeing how that would play out.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      • anirudh24seven 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Is that a reference to the Black Mirror episode?

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      • Kyragem 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Wow I hope the stock markets won't crash with Trump having no ability to talk it up constantly.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        • cronix 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Stay down. The world will be a better place.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          • imagetic 9 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Who cares?

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            • znpy 9 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              meh.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              • nhakhoangocanh 9 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                I'm still fine

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                • RIMR 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  And here I am thinking I got suspended again because right-wingers report every comment they don't like.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  • idlewords 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Maybe we all got suspended

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    • TrumpMolestedMe 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Ah, twitter politards.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      The true deplorables.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      • brooksgarrett 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        And here I am thinking I got suspended again because ~right-wingers~ lame people report every comment they don't like.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        FTFY. In my experience both sides of politics have weak minded people that can't experience critical thinking.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        ETA: Awesome. The downvotes and "flagged" status are great to support my statement. Thanks for the fish!

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      • Bob995 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Testing if I'm already censored by the mods.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        • simplecomplex 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Oh no! How will we participate in the Two Minutes Hate!?

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Get this to the top of the page! Everybody! TWITTER IS DOWN!!!!!!!

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          • yomoraka 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Someone from "youknowwho" administration had made a deployment it appears

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              This is the one site outage that might actually be a good thing for the world.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              • musgrove 10 days ago

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                I wondered why there was a sudden peace on Earth.