25 comments

  • moscovium 1423 days ago
    #1 $$$ 100% Act now Action Additional income Affordable All natural/new Amazed Apply now Avoid Be amazed/your own boss Beneficiary Billing Billion Bonus Boss Buy Call!!!!!! free/now Cancel Cash Casino Certified Cheap Click here Clearance Collect Compare rates Congratulations Credit card/check/offers Cures Deal Dear friend/somebody Debt Discount!!!!!! Direct email Don't delete/hesitate Double your income/cash Earn Extra Expire Fantastic Free!!!!! access/money/gift Freedom Friend Get it now/started/paid Great Guarantee Hello Income Increase sales/traffic Instant Investment Junk Limited Lose Lowest price Luxury Make $/money???? Medicine Money Name!!!!!!! No credit check/experience Now Obligation Offer Only Open Order now Please Presently Problem Promise Purchase Quote Rates Refinance Refund Remove Request Risk-free Sales Satisfaction!!!!!! Save Score Serious Spam Success Supplies Take action Terms Traffic Trial Unlimited Urgent!!!!! Weight While supplies last Win Winner XJSC4JDBQADN1.NSBN32IDNENGTUBE-STANDARD-ANTI-UBE-TEST-EMAILC.34X
    • zeta0134 1423 days ago
      I know we're not supposed to comment on voting, but... this has got to be the spammiest-looking comment to ever gain this many legitimate upvotes without being removed.

      ...Well done.

      • AndrewKemendo 1423 days ago
        It's just the content of the text you put into your email to get it flagged.
    • notadog 1423 days ago
      The last part of the text is the Generic Test for Unsolicited Bulk Email (GTUBE), a string to test anti-spam systems.

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/GTUBE

      • 1bc29b36f623ba8 1423 days ago
        Yeah. Makes the rest rather unneccesary.
        • lima 1423 days ago
          It's not universally recognized by all filters, and much less entertaining.
    • iamacyborg 1423 days ago
      I know this is the myth that'll never die when it comes to email, but keywords aren't a big trigger for modern spam filters.
      • mcny 1422 days ago
        I sent an email from ProtonMail to Gmail and it is right there at the top of my inbox. I even put spam in subject line. Maybe Gmail knows I emailed myself? That is a scary thought.

        The only difference is there’s an ad for protonmail at the bottom

        #1 $$$ 100% Act now Action Additional income Affordable All natural/new Amazed Apply now Avoid Be amazed/your own boss Beneficiary Billing Billion Bonus Boss Buy Call!!!!!! free/now Cancel Cash Casino Certified Cheap Click here Clearance Collect Compare rates Congratulations Credit card/check/offers Cures Deal Dear friend/somebody Debt Discount!!!!!! Direct email Don't delete/hesitate Double your income/cash Earn Extra Expire Fantastic Free!!!!! access/money/gift Freedom Friend Get it now/started/paid Great Guarantee Hello Income Increase sales/traffic Instant Investment Junk Limited Lose Lowest price Luxury Make $/money???? Medicine Money Name!!!!!!! No credit check/experience Now Obligation Offer Only Open Order now Please Presently Problem Promise Purchase Quote Rates Refinance Refund Remove Request Risk-free Sales Satisfaction!!!!!! Save Score Serious Spam Success Supplies Take action Terms Traffic Trial Unlimited Urgent!!!!! Weight While supplies last Win Winner XJSC4JDBQADN1.NSBN32IDNENGTUBE-STANDARD-ANTI-UBE-TEST-EMAILC.34X

        • BiteCode_dev 1422 days ago
          Spam filters often white list any emails comming from an address in your contact list.

          When you send an email, said address is often automatically added to your contact list.

          So if you ever a test message the other way around, it will be white listed.

    • hedora 1423 days ago
      How do I get a refund?
  • comboy 1423 days ago
    Or just set up your own SMTP server ;)
    • tradewarsonlyn 1423 days ago
      As some who has suffered through managing a qmail smtp cluster and dealing with DNSBLs, allow me to say just one thing: Very. Underrated. Comment.
      • Crosseye_Jack 1423 days ago
        As someone who has set up many SMTP servers even on very new domain names. Yhe only issue I've actually come across is outlook.com who happily will whitelist if you poke them via their support once you you have dkim and spf set up.

        EDIT: if you are working from IPs that may not be clean (and in an IPv4 world thats prob true) many DNSBLs will work with you to remove your ip's from their lists if you are actually nice and polite with them. Just check your IP's before your set up your network so they have a heads up that someone will be on the other end of any complaints.

        That has always works for me.

        • _jal 1423 days ago
          In my experience, ATT is the worst. They've been blocking me for well over a decade. They're the only provider who has ignored every contact attempt I've made.

          I don't care, from my perspective they're irrelevant. The last person I communicated who used their MX died recently, and otherwise ATT can bite me. But in a fit of annoyance several years ago I did configure my servers to deliver a heartfelt custom 550 response to ATT MXes.

          • Crosseye_Jack 1423 days ago
            IIRC AT&T is handled by Yahoo so pester them at https://io.help.yahoo.com/contact/index?page=contactform&loc...

            EDIT: https://www.att.com/esupport/postmaster/digital-signature/ checked the AT&T support about delievery. Seems like they do use Yahoo these days.

            • _jal 1423 days ago
              Yahoo made a deal with them to service the mail services SBC bought/built that were rolled up into att.net. That is one of several mail services associated with them, and not the one I'm talking about.

              I'm talking about the ones managed by Synacor, formerly managed by an ATT spinoff with a bland name I can't remember. I still have my notebook logging my (lack of) progress, which happened over several years and involved a bunch of entities - partners and internal spinoffs.

              Trust me, I know how to google "att email".

              • Crosseye_Jack 1423 days ago
                I wasn't saying you didn't know any googlefu. just when you said ATT my head went to "oh you are dealing with their consumers... should thought I would C+P the link thats helped me in the past.

                EDIT: As a follow up. I used to have contacts with BlueYonder, Sky and BT All ISP's that used to manager their own email systems but outsourced them to gmail and yahoo so my peronsal contacts within those companies for email have died off. It wasn't a slight on you. just one geek to another trying to help.

                • _jal 1423 days ago
                  I think that came off as a lot snippier than intended, apologies.

                  All I meant is that I spent entirely too much time researching the web of entities supporting the Death Star's SMTP needs through the last decade, who on Linkedin listing those companies might be attached to the production technical team, etc. At some point I started joking that I knew knew more about their corporate structure than anyone not suing them or working in their legal department.

        • XiS 1423 days ago
          outlook.com is indeed the worst. Got a pointer how to make this whitelist happen @outlook? Got SPF and DKIM setup since I started my personal mailserver, but still piggybacking of my old University's open relay (on campus) to get my mail to land in outlook inboxes...
          • Crosseye_Jack 1423 days ago
            https://support.microsoft.com/en-us/supportrequestform/8ad56...

            And if you get rejected with your first request, pester them with a follow up saying something like "Hey, I'm, a cloud customer. I don't control the whole IP range. I ask you to reconsider the initial rejection."

            That's always worked for me with outlook. Takes a few days (which is why I say do it as soon as you know what your IP range is)

            Be nice and polite (from what I understand real humans read that request) be honest with what you have done as of time of writing the requyest and what you are planning to do.

            But be persistent with them and they will basically grant you a whitelist unless you start fucking up.

        • tomcooks 1423 days ago
          What about Gmail.
      • mmastrac 1423 days ago
        Yep. Just send it from a residential IP.

        I ended up subscribing to an SMTP service that explicitly masked my home IP as Google's sending service included it and was causing my emails to my bank to automatically get flagged as spam.

      • tunesmith 1423 days ago
        What even is the best way (reliably and free) these days to set up a website that occasionally sends email? I have a hobby site on a linode for creative writers to follow up to each other's chapters, and it's very low volume, but I don't want to sent it all through my gmail account, either.
        • dmurray 1423 days ago
          Mailgun reduced their free tier drastically recently, I think to 625/month. If that fits your needs it's a decent choice.
        • rawoke083600 1423 days ago
          Shameless plug for transactional mail , i got a little comparison site setup. https://bestsendmail.com/
          • iamacyborg 1423 days ago
            No SparkPost, Mandrill, Postmark or Mailgun?
        • chmullig 1423 days ago
          Something like sendgrid?
        • mmm_grayons 1423 days ago
          Unpopular opinion, but... set up your own e-mail server. I've been running my own off my home connection for quite a while with basically no spam problems.
          • rbinv 1423 days ago
            Mails sent from dialup IPs are almost guaranteed to be classified as spam (probably to prevent spam sent by malware). Many servers won't even accept such mail at all.
            • mmm_grayons 1420 days ago
              Nah, I even do okay with gmail actually. I did do SPF, DKIM, and DMARC, so maybe that helped.
          • pmlnr 1423 days ago
            Wanted to comment the same. Initial setup is a bit bumpy - make sure reverse dns is ok, set up dkim, dmarc, spf - but once up, is should be fine, especially if it's only to send, and not receive.
            • 1bc29b36f623ba8 1423 days ago
              Just an addition to that: Don't use the cheapest possible provider available if you get a VPS to use as an email server; chances are the spammers are doing the same thing and that your emails will be sent straight to spam.

              DigitalOcean, OVH and Hetzner are especially difficult. It is possible to run an email server there, but getting the IP reputation up will be a tedious process and some providers will simply reject sent emails simply for using one of those hosts.

              • kvss209 1414 days ago
                Thank you for sharing your experience on digitalocean and OVH hosting providers. I want to understand the issue a bit more because we have a plan to host email service on both the platforms. Your inputs will help us to decide to go with them or to choose any other service provider. Can you please let me know when you sent those emails using both service providers is your emails authenticated with SPF and DKIM or you have used any free email service provider like gmail or yahoo as a from email address. Thank you in advance.
              • willcipriano 1423 days ago
                I've had luck with digital ocean by sending friends emails (who have accounts at major providers) and having them mark it as not spam a few times over the course of a week or two. After that, it worked without issue.
                • 1bc29b36f623ba8 1421 days ago
                  It is definitely possible to get it up and running, but there's often problems due to entire ranges having bad reputation. There was a gigantic thread about it in the Mailop mailing list last year. If you have access to it's archives then it's definitely a worthwhile read (and entertaining too!).
              • LinuxBender 1422 days ago
                I've used Linode VM's for my mail server as long as Linode have existed. No issues. In full disclosure, I do not send a lot of email.
                • mmm_grayons 1420 days ago
                  It probably helped that you got an IP early on before they'd been rotated through various users.
        • ekianjo 1423 days ago
          Use an external SMTP and several of them have free tier that includes several hundreds emails a day.
        • kl4m 1423 days ago
          Postmark, or sendgrid
    • saym 1423 days ago
      I recently discovered: https://github.com/foxcpp/maddy

      It takes a lot of the legwork out. Obviously you're referring to the likelihood of a major email provider marking you as spam, which is pretty likely if you're sending much volume. But if you have all your ducks in a row, you just might be able to make it work with this.

      FAQ: https://github.com/foxcpp/maddy/blob/dev/docs/faq.md

    • tempestn 1423 days ago
      Uncommon gTLDs work great too. I thought I was clever registering a .email domain for my email. Not so much.
    • colechristensen 1423 days ago
      Actual advice to setting up your own mail servers: set up DKIM & SPF to sign and validate your email to keep it out of spam folders.
      • Polylactic_acid 1423 days ago
        Better advice, Don't attempt email manually. Use something like mailinabox and have everything configured for you and it just works.

        Been running my own mail server with mailinabox for 2 years and never had issues with spam.

      • eythian 1422 days ago
        That and opportunistic TLS on outgoing email.
    • juped 1423 days ago
      This runs the risk of it just not being delivered at all, when what you want is for it to be deliverable enough to reach the spam folder but not deliverable enough for inboxing.
    • lowwave 1423 days ago
      You don't even need a SMTP server. Just make direct socket connection to the MX server. It will definitely end up in their spam folder.
    • davedx 1423 days ago
      Been there, done that... it's why I think SES is one of the AWS services that I truly believe is worth every penny.
    • nvr219 1423 days ago
      Every time someone says this (jokingly or not) I take the opportunity to recommend FASTMAIL.
    • ehnto 1423 days ago
      You won't trick me with that again!
  • hckr_news 1423 days ago
    Why do I feel like this is something Larry David’s character in Curb would just love.
    • cyorir 1423 days ago
      Susie Greene: You sick fuck, Larry David! What do you think you're doing, sending invites straight to spam folders?
      • 3001 1423 days ago
        I feel like it will be more like Jeff who would call him out on it.Susie will just get mad she did not receive it.
    • discordance 1423 days ago
      Yeah this is Larry's version of the MAGA hat:

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B2oLFKYNInQ

  • millette 1423 days ago
    Small print inspiration. I miss you Nathan!

    https://www.imdb.com/title/tt3844780/

  • somishere 1423 days ago
    Would have appreciated a snail mail version of this for my wedding ...
    • nvr219 1423 days ago
      Print wedding invitation on collection agency stationery.
    • gnicholas 1423 days ago
      Send fancy size/shape envelopes without the extra required postage (and no return address label). Whoops, must’ve gotten lost in the mail!
  • gerdesj 1423 days ago
    I run loads of small business email systems and have done for decades, in the UK.

    That thing has GTUBE at the end of it, which doesn't look quite as dodgy as EICAR to humans.

    lol.

    Without the GTUBE string, rspamd scores 10.50, which is flagable by default. With it, rspamd scores 15.0 (ie whatever REJECT is set to) and ignores the rest of the message.

    rofl.

  • sprior 1423 days ago
    Cute, but you could also just include the eicar text: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/EICAR_test_file
    • sprior 1423 days ago
      Actually I got my test signatures mixed up for a second, what you want is GTUBE: https://spamassassin.apache.org/gtube/
      • mark242 1423 days ago
        If you look at what gets copied to the clipboard, GTUBE is at the end of it.
      • gauravphoenix 1423 days ago
        I just sent an email from my gmail to my Gsuite backed mailbox with the gtube text, didn't work :(

        the email landed in my inbox.

        • mynameisvlad 1423 days ago
          My selfhosted mailcow (https://mailcow.email) instance blocked me from sending it (the SMTP server actually rejected it), and then blocked the one I sent from Gmail to it with 554 5.7.1 Gtube pattern. Didn't even show up in Spam.
      • adenner 1423 days ago
        Why not both?
        • joombaga 1423 days ago
          Because EICAR might get the email straight blocked instead of marked as spam.
    • m463 1423 days ago
      that is pretty cool, it's like a virus hello, world!
  • aasasd 1423 days ago
    Just so the uncertainty is out and you know for sure where your message is? “Hi, I sent the email. Check the spam folder, it's there”.

    Note also: dunno about webmail, but e.g. Thunderbird ignores most formatting when displaying a message marked as spam.

    • kroltan 1423 days ago
      Gmail keeps basic CSS, I once received the famous "I recorded your webcam watching naughty stuff!" spam, and the particular attacker "hid" the compromised password (long since changed) in white text between each paragraph, making it essentially invisible.
      • saagarjha 1423 days ago
        Why would they send you a compromised password and disguise it?
        • kroltan 1423 days ago
          I suspect to key the email to a particular user and prevent scambaiting? And possibly gather the tiniest bit more information in case someone replies from another email address. (Now they know that the sent email is read and the received is actively used)
  • notadog 1423 days ago
    Keep in mind that this has the possibility of creating an awkward situation if someone notices what you added to the email.
    • Nextgrid 1423 days ago
      You can always claim your machine had malware that includes this to all emails. Would be nice if the order of the filler words was random so you couldn’t search for all of it and end up on this page.
    • MattGaiser 1423 days ago
      Even better. You can claim the email is phishing.
  • crispyporkbites 1423 days ago
    I suspect this would actually get through a lot of advanced spam filters. It would be easier to just send an email “from” you through a relay that has no dkim or spf configured, that will always land in spam.
    • gruez 1423 days ago
      Agreed, if spf/dkim of the email checks out, and they replied to your messages before, chances are that it will go through regardless of content.
  • mattl 1423 days ago
    It needs one inch penis, two inch penis -- all the way up to 10 or something.
    • Jaruzel 1423 days ago
      "Unlike every other Penis which only go up to 10, our Penis goes up to 11."
    • saagarjha 1423 days ago
      Generally you want to put things too good to be true…
  • frjalex 1423 days ago
    Next big idea: Straight2Spam detection.
    • cube00 1423 days ago
      That's the monetization plan.
  • asimpletune 1423 days ago
    I love the Nathan for You reference in here. One of my all time favorite shows.
  • vagab0nd 1422 days ago
    Now, can somebody make a version that takes my normal email message, change a few characters, and turn it into spam in the eyes of the neural nets, similar to the one pixel attack?
  • patchtopic 1423 days ago
    Since it has the GTUBE you are intentionally making an email that will get bounced almost everywhere so you may as well not send it.
  • mtsx 1423 days ago
    but "I check my spam folder every day" :)
  • DarmokJalad1701 1422 days ago
    Holy emoji batman!
  • blattinum 1422 days ago
    doesn't work. lol
  • drewbug 1423 days ago
    sorta like Slydial
    • notadog 1423 days ago
      For those unaware of what Slydial is, it is an app that sends calls directly to a person's voicemail.
  • markandrewj 1423 days ago
    lol
  • loltyler1 1423 days ago
    eZii app of the day
  • garaetjjte 1423 days ago
    Spam folder is one of things that annoys me in email. It really doesn't make sense: if message is spam, then why store it at all? But legitimate messages silently going to spam folder is critical, unacceptable failure. You could regularly browse spam folder, but then.. what's the point? You would be skimming through all the junk anyway, that's defeating whole purpose of filtering.

    Personally I don't have spam folder: either message is rejected immediately at SMTP time, or it goes straight to my inbox. (another thing that annoys me is greylisting, it just breaks instant messaging for no good reason)

    • axlee 1423 days ago
      Storing spam messages does make sense. If you asked me the number of times when we've sent something to someone, they told us "We haven't received anything", and we answer "Check your spam", and there it is...

      Checking the spam folder is useful when you know something should be there. It's not made to skim through the junk in the hopes of finding a mislabeled email. And storage is so cheap nowadays that it doesn't make sense to not store everything to shave a few megabytes of space.

    • LeoPanthera 1423 days ago
      Most spam filters do silently delete messages that they are particularly confident about.

      But spam detection is not black and white. The existence of "maybe" spams means that you need to let some through.

      Having a separate folder is still useful because you can check it less often, and have no notifications for it. I check mine every couple of days or so. No email is so urgent that I need to see it in 24 hours.

    • notkaiho 1423 days ago
      You seem to be very convinced that there is an efficient way to filter 100% of spam without false positives. Which seems optimistic if you have ever dealt with email, text analysis or any aspect of spam detection.
      • dmurray 1423 days ago
        Google is incredibly good at this. I see maybe 20 false negatives a year (they usually get corrected if I don't check my mail for a few hours) and 1-2 false positives. This out of thousands of good emails and 100,000+ spam mails.

        That said, I think it's good to keep the "spam" folder. I normally only check it if I learn through another channel that I should have got a mail, I don't "browse it every few days" as some others suggest.

        • pembrook 1423 days ago
          > google is incredibly good at this.

          Interesting. My experience has been exactly the opposite. For me, using Gmail is like using Microsoft word in 2007. Slow interface, 34 different navigation menus, emails from friends appear in either promotions or updates at random, spam filter has a false positive once per week.

          The only thing missing is the little animated paperclip guy.

          • notkaiho 1423 days ago
            Can't say I've ever had personal email end up in Promotions, but would have thought it would learn after you move a message that had landed there into your inbox...
      • garaetjjte 1423 days ago
        Obviously perfect method doesn't exist. But sender must be aware of delivery failure, silently diverting messages from inbox is unacceptable.
        • brokenmachine 1423 days ago
          The problem is that then it would turn into an arms race - the spammers would use that information to perform reconnaissance and learn what gets through and what doesn't.
      • mindslight 1423 days ago
        OP is saying that any failure should propagate back as an SMTP error code, rather than lying to the sender with success while silently hiding the message. OP is not wrong - it's just not how most MTAs are currently set up.
      • jobigoud 1423 days ago
        No they are saying that since 0% false positives is not possible we still need to browse the spam folder which defeats the whole point.

        If there is a subset of messages for which we can be 100% then these messages don't need to be stored.

        • CrazyStat 1423 days ago
          An imperfect classification is still useful. I can focus on messages that are more likely to be important most days, and only check the spam folder once a week or so. Checking the spam folder generally requires little attention and can be scheduled for when I'm tired/distracted/whatever.
          • p1necone 1423 days ago
            Searching the spam folder is a source of entertainment to me. Every so often I'll get an especially elaborate one, they're pretty funny to read sometimes.