Krazam OS

(krazam.tv)

973 points | by zdgeier 11 days ago

54 comments

  • swyx 11 days ago
    their "merch store" https://merch.krazam.tv/ is losing out on a lot of potential revenue by not even making a reference to their most viral videos. Who wouldn't want to rock a Galactus shirt.

    can we crowdsource merch ideas for these guys pls

    • boerseth 10 days ago
      My two favorite quotes of theirs are from the same video:

      - "I have delivered value... But at what cost?", being the title of the video

      - "Have the KPIs of my own life failed to grow quarter over quarter?"

      • qiine 10 days ago
        > "I have delivered value... But at what cost?" Still resonate in my head from time to time in all sort of silly context
    • PyWoody 11 days ago
      Open the terminal and enter "yahoo_cd" for a 3 part scavenger hunt for 15% off in the store! Might need to pick myself up a BALLMERCON 2019" shirt. Maybe one day Makro will be redeemed.
      • metadat 11 days ago
        At first I thought it was "BALLMERCOIN 2019", which would also be a kind of cool shirt.
        • HPsquared 10 days ago
          That would be an alternate history where Ballmer went rogue.
          • sph 10 days ago
            Ballmer has gone rogue since the 80s: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DgJS2tQPGKQ
            • DowagerDave 9 days ago
              he's so much better as "billionaire sports team owner & rabid fan" than "tech company executive"
            • Tijdreiziger 10 days ago
              “Except in Nebraska!”
          • Nevermark 10 days ago
            He would have called it WINDOWSCOIN even if Microsoft had already excommunicated him!
            • hypercube33 10 days ago
              Devcoins mined by compiling code in Visual Sudio
              • TeMPOraL 9 days ago
                Instead we have coins mined by MS Teams. Or at least it often feels like it mines something in the background.
    • andrewflnr 11 days ago
      I think Galactus is Marvel IP, so I don't think they can do that one.
      • Ygg2 10 days ago
        Galactus is deprecated.

        It's been replaced by Omnious all knowing all seeing user provider, made by famous xz contributor NotCIA.

    • SeanAnderson 11 days ago
      Right? Where is the "Take this offline" t-shirt :D

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1RAMRukKqQg

      • the_af 10 days ago
        One of my favorites! I feel not enough people appreciate the "leadership sync" skit.

        Often when I have a Zoom meeting I zone out and this skit plays in my head instead.

    • lIl-IIIl 10 days ago
      Agreed. Please give me a mug with the microservices diagram.
      • ur_tech_friend 9 days ago
        my girlfriend printed me this for my birthday https://pasteboard.co/PIa4O7tTOS6s.jpg Her parents were wildly confused
        • swyx 9 days ago
          that's wife material right there. lmk if you have a spare for me
      • sph 10 days ago
        I need one with the daily DevOps affirmations to get through my mornings.
        • jethro_tell 10 days ago
          I just want that rant from the end of the video on a mug.
      • infinitezest 10 days ago
        We're BLOCKED, OK?!
    • kaycey2022 11 days ago
      They can do omega star with iso timestamps
      • DustinBrett 11 days ago
        If Omega Star ever gets its shit together
        • scoot 10 days ago
          “gets its shirt together”?
    • Jeema101 10 days ago
      Oh definitely. Love Galactus.
    • ralusek 10 days ago
      "My friends and family understand what I do" (paraphrased)
    • HammadB 11 days ago
      +1 I was ready to drop $$$
    • VHRanger 11 days ago
      They'd get a cease&desist instantly if they sold a T-shirt with Galactus (an IP they don't own)
    • 1MachineElf 10 days ago
      "Use code: RFC9899 at checkout for 15% off your order"

      A reference to their video IETF Celebrates The Standards [LIVE at Demuxed '22]

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NAkAMDeo_NM

    • englishspot 10 days ago
      "DevOps is a meaningful term"
    • pwillia7 10 days ago
      I want EKS > Galactus
    • teaearlgraycold 11 days ago
      The hustle mug is a good idea.
    • agent13 8 days ago
      Entropy Kaos System
  • cosmic_quanta 11 days ago
    Krazam is definitely the highlight of my YouTube subscriptions. Its specificity makes it even funnier.
    • dkarl 11 days ago
      I often think about their Senior Engineer video before interviews. I simultaneously aspire to match that character's ancient wisdom and am terrified that I might accidentally resemble him personally.
      • smrtinsert 10 days ago
        I actually have stopped telling stories thanks to that skit.
    • coffeebeqn 11 days ago
      There aren’t many software engineering comedy channels but Krazam is hilarious no matter what scale you’re rating on
      • MikeDelta 10 days ago
        I find "Programmers are also human" quite funny as well. Interviews with stereotypes.

        https://www.youtube.com/@programmersarealsohuman5909

        • darknavi 10 days ago
          They are funny but the format gets kinda old after a few videos.
          • joenot443 8 days ago
            Agreed. I think this is one of the formats which would admittedly do better as a 30s reel than a 2-3min video. The gags about a junior JS developer or a grisly old C++ master are super funny, but there’s only so much material there.
          • throwaway2037 9 days ago
            Did you not enjoy the Microsoft Excel videos?
        • rogerclark 10 days ago
          The stereotype premise is funny but the jokes don't land very often. The jump cuts where he repeats words are also not jokes at all.

          The recent video about the T3 stack just lists off names of libraries that we're all forced to use. I get that it's relatable but there's a difference between funny and relatable.

          • newswasboring 9 days ago
            > The jump cuts where he repeats words are also not jokes at all.

            Hard disagree, those are the most hilarious parts to me. Best example of this is the ffmpeg video.

      • Alex3917 10 days ago
        Fireship is very different, but also highly worth a subscription.
      • asimpletune 10 days ago
        I’ve tried to show it to my gf, who is v funny btw, and she had no idea what parts were supposed to be funny.
        • lupire 10 days ago
          Is she an Amazon SDE or SF techie or very similar? Does she enjoy deadpan, droll, amd non sequitur?

          If not, yeah.

    • sph 10 days ago
      Funny?

      "You were born to deploy Kubernetes clusters."

      I watch KRAZAM and I get into a deep existential crisis. I love them.

    • Ygg2 10 days ago
      It's more absurdist. Programmers are also human is way more on tech point in his jokes.
    • boppo1 11 days ago
      Krazam does tech humor better than I've ever seen it. Absolutely dunks on silicon valley & big bang theory.
      • colecut 11 days ago
        Is big bang theory really "tech humor?"

        I haven't watched much because the laugh track and general cheesiness turned me off.. but I thought it was just jokes about him being a "nerd" in the ways mainstream people think of nerds..

        • chrisfosterelli 11 days ago
          I'm convinced the big bang theory is intended for older audiences that see their grand children or children in the main characters; they relate to watching smart young people who can do things they don't understand learn to handle basic social conflict; and the trouble is never serious and is typically resolved nicely within 30 minutes so you know everyone will be OK.
        • pavlov 10 days ago
          > "jokes about him being a 'nerd' in the ways mainstream people think of nerds"

          "Big Bang Theory" was initially written that way, but the original pilot episode was a famous flop. Test audiences hated the characters. (The unaired pilot can be found with a Google search.)

          Even though the pilot failed, the studio liked the concept enough that the showrunners were given the rare opportunity to reshoot the pilot with a new script. They introduced the character of Penny and balanced the scenes carefully around emotional connection, to make it clear to audiences when the characters are connecting or failing to connect. And that's probably closer to why millions of people love the show — it's not the tech jokes or laughing at nerds but the empathy.

          • mlrtime 10 days ago
            Interesting, And I'd still rather watch a episode of IT Crowd than any BBT.
            • pavlov 10 days ago
              Likewise, “IT Crowd” is great.

              But the point about BBT is that it isn’t really a show about nerds or physics; it’s about emotional intelligence. This was a fairly groundbreaking angle for a Hollywood sitcom at the time when comparable mainstream shows were built on rather mean-spirited writing and stunted character development, like “How I Met Your Mother” and “Two and a Half Men.”

              • lupire 10 days ago
                Are you ignoring the whole era of ABC TGIF and family sitcoms?

                Seinfeld was invented as an antithesis to that whole genre. "No hugging, no learning". Maybe they were so successful that they obsoleted what they were rebelling against.

          • saagarjha 10 days ago
            Give me the tech jokes I don’t need empathy
            • corobo 9 days ago
              [studio audience laughs]
        • dkarl 9 days ago
          To me, it feels like a nerd minstrel show, like, "Oh, that's how they see us."
        • getwiththeprog 10 days ago
          No, it is advertising.
    • dgellow 11 days ago
      Their delivery is so good
  • redbell 10 days ago
    Somehow, unrelated.. With the rise of such cool OS projects like Puter[1], DaedalOS [2] et al. [3], with Krazam being one of them, I can't help but dream of the day when the .os TLD for operating systems is introduced. I believe it would make more sense to use/read krazam.os rather than krazam.tv.

    About a year ago, new TLDs were introduced [4], with .zip and .mov being the most popular. However, the .os TLD wasn't on the list, which was disappointing for me!

    I'm uncertain about the criteria that determine whether a TLD is a good candidate, and I may be the only one emotionally attached to the idea of a .os TLD. Nevertheless, the introduction of the .zip TLD faced numerous complaints[5],[6], particularly regarding security concerns.

    ____________________________

    1. https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=33838179

    2. https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=38830132 & https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=29779753

    3. https://simone.computer/#/webdesktops

    4. https://fieldeffect.com/blog/what-you-should-know-about-the-...

    5. https://www.bleepingcomputer.com/news/security/new-zip-domai...

    6. https://www.malwarebytes.com/blog/news/2023/05/zip-domains

    • redsolver 10 days ago
      Afaik all 2-letter TLDs are ccTLDs, which means they must be a country code of some country and are managed by it. There's no country with "os" yet, so to make the TLD available one would need to found a new country first!
      • throwaway11460 10 days ago
        Let's call it the Oasis of Servers. I guess we could find an old oil platform or something...
      • nisegami 10 days ago
        I've been of the opinion for a while now that they should just go ahead and make all 26^2 two letter tlds available. Would be neat.
        • s-phi-nl 10 days ago
          If they did that, everyone would worry about registering all the domains with a Levenshtein distance of 1 from theirs, in case of typos.
      • redbell 10 days ago
        Oh, thanks for the clarification! I didn't thought about this.
    • SigmundurM 10 days ago
      I may be wrong, but I believe all 2 letter TLDs are ccTLDs. All none ccTLDs would have to be 3 characters or longer.
      • hahamaster 10 days ago
        Then it's .ops
        • user_7832 9 days ago
          How about .oess? "No, it's spelt o-ess. Yes, just like the 2 letters, O and S. What do you mean you're confused?"
  • bavell 11 days ago
    I clicked on safe space and all was right in the world once more
    • timnetworks 11 days ago
    • throwup238 11 days ago
      "You were born to deploy kubernetes"

      "Your feedback is actionable and important"

      "There will never be another outage again"

      "Your tests are reliable and have appropriate coverage"

      • kaycey2022 11 days ago
        pfft.. I have no tests. Still need to figure out how to write them.
        • mondobe 11 days ago
          You start by choosing between multiple choice, fill-in-the-blank, or an essay question...
        • alex23478 10 days ago
          Well, technically all of your tests are very reliable then.
          • archon810 10 days ago
            100% of the tests are passing.
            • throwup238 10 days ago
              That’s a divide by zero error so technically the percentage of passing tests goes to infinity as the number of tests approaches zero.

              #DiscreetMath

    • brennopost 11 days ago
      Reminds me of Severance Wellness Sessions
      • sph 10 days ago
        Please try to enjoy all your Jira tickets equally.
    • akoboldfrying 11 days ago
      SRENITY
  • russellpekala 11 days ago
    How much do we need to pay this guy to quit software and just make jokes?

    This guy is an icon.

    • swyx 11 days ago
      i feel like their humor would drop if they lost touch with their real jobs. but also they prob need to do a lot of work to reassure their coworkers that specific parodies of them are off limits or something
    • dannyobrien 11 days ago
      Not sure he's actually /in/ software, but you can still pay them here: https://www.patreon.com/KRAZAM
      • tehsauce 11 days ago
        Not sure if he still is, but definitely was. Many of his videos are filmed in the Amazon NYC office.
        • mwmisner 10 days ago
          He left Amazon a few months ago to do a job where he could spend more time focusing on Krazam! Check out the Patreon! They are both getting super serious and are hopefully going to put out more great content soon!

          https://www.patreon.com/KRAZAM

        • catlover76 11 days ago
          I'm surprised he got the go-ahead from Amazon to film there
          • mike_d 11 days ago
            Haha. You're also looking to make the leap from engineering to comedy?
            • handojin 11 days ago
              You made me laugh. I think I love you.
    • the_af 11 days ago
      It's actually two guys as far as I can tell, but yes, they are definitely awesome.
      • SatvikBeri 11 days ago
        Yeah, from their Patreon "We’re Ben and Shiva, two friends/mid-level software engineers who have been making dumb stuff together for over a decade."
    • cdchn 10 days ago
      I saw he was doing a standup set in New York and I was very tempted to undertake the trip to see it.
      • swyx 10 days ago
        saw it. lets just say they have a lot of fans but they're better youtubers than live comedians (for now)
      • mwmisner 10 days ago
        IMO it was super good for a first shot! They way over did the software that they used to present the show, but I was super impressed with the polish! I have a feeling they will grow to be much better after some practice!
    • maxglute 9 days ago
      I don't know how much good content they can sustain full time, but 25 videos in 7 years is not enough.
  • ashton314 11 days ago
    Click on “safe space”.

    DEVOPS is a meaningful term.

    YOU WERE BORN TO DEPLOY KUBERNETES CLUSTERS!

    • kreelman 11 days ago
      This had me laughing too. Very cool. Kind of neat that this one sits right next to the meta OS article...

      Cue music from the lion King ...

      Can you feel the irony tonight... It's so obvious..

      Huge meta corps writing a spurious OS..

      What a hideous mess...

      • andrewflnr 11 days ago
        It makes me happy that it sits right above the Meta OS post (at this writing).
    • panqueca 11 days ago
      "Your family understands what you do..."
  • blauditore 10 days ago
    The binary code at boot time spells "hello world s":

      01101000 01100101
      01101100 01101100
      01101111 00100000
      01110111 01101111
      01110010 01101100
      01100100 00100000
      01110011
    • syx 10 days ago
      my favorite part of the boot screen is: `Circadian Rhythm :not good`
    • deelowe 10 days ago
      What the "s" at the end?
      • canadiantim 10 days ago
        Saying hello to multiple worlds
        • deelowe 10 days ago
          ahh ok, there shouldn't be that final space (00100000)
  • agocin 11 days ago
    • OisinMoran 10 days ago
      Oh wow, this is giving very strong Severance vibes!
    • Panoramix 10 days ago
      Straight to the bookmarks
  • kebman 10 days ago
    I like the Safe Spaces. Such heart warming contents! Also, the joke I told in the meeting WAS really funny!
    • smnscu 10 days ago
      • blauditore 10 days ago
        I wonder where that sound/song is coming from, is there a Youtube channel or similar?
    • croon 10 days ago
      Came to say the same thing (about your joke of course). The Safe Space was genuinely both very funny and insightful.
  • arittr 11 days ago
    still one of my all time faves: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8OnoxKotPQ
  • tippytippytango 11 days ago
    Wow, I fully expected that to destroy my browser history. Imagine my shock when I clicked back and ended up back on HN. Great work.
  • jmward01 11 days ago
    Fun 15 mins. They really should have made the prize code make merch cost more, not less. I think that would have fit well with the theme!
  • rc_mob 11 days ago
    That SRE video accurately depicted my life in DevOps. I felt that one.
  • divbzero 11 days ago
    The top two HN posts are currently:

    1. Krazam OS (krazam.tv) https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=40126751

    2. Meta Horizon OS (meta.com) https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=40115554

    Both posts feature OS but with rather different look and feel.

    • jeffcox 10 days ago
      Even odds on which one will still be going in 10 years time.
  • peterkelly 11 days ago
    Does it support ISO timestamps?
    • cdchn 10 days ago
      WE'RE BLOCKED
    • cosmic_quanta 10 days ago
      I don't think so. The boot screen notes that Omega Star is still a blocker
  • makach 10 days ago
    I clicked on trash and found exactly what I was looking for
  • tmarsden 9 days ago
    Anyone know if Omegastar can support ISO timestamps yet?
  • Apocryphon 11 days ago
    They truly speak to the soul of a new industry
  • Etesam 11 days ago
    If you want to run something that looks like windows xp/98 on your browser startpage you can try this extension that I created: https://chromewebstore.google.com/detail/xp-newtab/ncfmlogae...

    GitHub repo: https://github.com/Etesam913/xp-newtab/

  • smrtinsert 10 days ago
    I always get one enter away from posting the "I've brought value but at what cost" video in my company slack but then I chicken out.
    • cdchn 10 days ago
      Post the "Leadership Sync" video after an executive shakeup.
  • whatever1 11 days ago
    buttery smooth scrolling + windows 98 = perfection
  • throwaway2037 9 days ago
    I am changing my login ID to MilleniumMasterX2!

    Here is a nice Easter egg that I found:

    Open the terminal. Type help. Then type yahoo_cd

        > Company merch exists to provide an illusion of purpose to your meaningless life.
    
    This guy should have a Comedy Central show by now.
  • phone8675309 10 days ago
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nUsDk8wjRPs from them kills me every time

    Doubly funny when it first came out because IIRC Slackware ha just released a new version

  • tschwimmer 11 days ago
    Krazam really captures the feeling of working for a mid-sized startup in SF perfectly. The pedantry, the braggadocio, and most of all the absurdity and the alienation one feels working on this stuff.
    • beezlebroxxxxxx 10 days ago
      Their video "The Hustle" [1] is such a pitch perfect shot at a very common person in tech (and in NYC/SF especially).

      The "read Marcus Aurelius' Meditations in bed on my Nook - didn't understand shit!" comes back to me almost weekly reading HN comments sometimes.

      [1]: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_o7qjN3KF8U

    • nine_zeros 11 days ago
      > The pedantry, the braggadocio, and most of all the absurdity and the alienation one feels working on this stuff.

      Also at FAANG and FAANG wannabes. The absurd obsession over BS and pedantic conflicts is just yucky.

    • indrora 10 days ago
      Because it was started by ex-FAANGers, Amazon specifically.
    • ashton314 11 days ago
      > braggadocio

      Thank you for showing me a new word today!

  • bsnnkv 11 days ago
    This really is the peak of user interface design. I will never be convinced otherwise.
  • pnw 11 days ago
    The affirmations video is great. I'm still waiting for a Makro comeback as well!
  • satvikpendem 11 days ago
    Obligatory microservices video: https://youtu.be/y8OnoxKotPQ

    They're hilarious, I think only matched by Austin Nasso who does a tech roast show: https://youtube.com/@austinnasso/videos

    • swyx 11 days ago
      thats a tall order given he has 3 orders of magnitude less views. i'll give it a shot but burden of proof is on you...
      • lupire 10 days ago
        Kardashians have 3 orders of magnitude more views so burden of proof is on you
      • justech 11 days ago
        He's pretty funny, but suffers from having to pump out more content for tiktok IMO. Krazam rarely uploads but it's always a banger
      • satvikpendem 11 days ago
        The latter is mostly on TikTok, not YouTube, but I know HN is not too amenable to watching TikTok so I linked his YouTube.
  • yolkedgeek 10 days ago
    yay go Krazam! absolutely love their videos, their videos are THE inside jokes between me and my co-workers.
  • beefsack 10 days ago
    Open the Terminal and type help to start a puzzle, not much to it but it was a bit of silly fun!
  • mixmastamyk 11 days ago
    Ha, I made a boot-up sequence on my site in the mid-90s. Brings back the memories.
  • average_r_user 10 days ago
    I'm still using picchi 1.0 to improve my deployment pipeline by 20%
  • data_ders 11 days ago
    terminal wants me to FIND THE FIRST CODE IN THE SYLLABUS. where?!?!
    • jdmarble 10 days ago
      Hint: do something you would normally never do on something you normally never even notice.
      • CommitSyn 9 days ago
        Okay I clicked on an ad. It gave me a discount code, but that's not the first puzzle solution.
  • an_aparallel 11 days ago
    im having a moment - i'm an absolute dead ringer for Ben Burke..its freaking me out XD Also they are outrageously funny!
  • elwell 11 days ago
    Could Krazam be behind the HN spam today?
  • carimura 10 days ago
    The syllabus reminds me of HyperCard
  • Physkal 11 days ago
    What happens with the recycle bin
    • seeingnature 11 days ago
      It's a video feed of yourself with clippy in the bottom right corner saying "It's you"
      • INTPenis 10 days ago
        I'm glad I checked the comments first, not worth it.
    • sanex 11 days ago
      Give it access and find out
  • louwrentius 10 days ago
    Devops is a meaningful term
  • eptcyka 10 days ago
    Much better than HorizonOS.
  • ahyc 11 days ago
    banger
  • lovegrenoble 10 days ago
    Nice old-school look
  • satchlj 11 days ago
    spent way too long looking for that code in the syllabus
  • Crier1002 11 days ago
    i just love the details on this one. thanks for sharing!
  • nxobject 10 days ago
    In a world of people with side projects on GitHub, be the guy with a satire YouTube page.
    • cdchn 10 days ago
      Which one looks better on your resume?
      • lupire 10 days ago
        YT
        • vundercind 10 days ago
          Interviewers might actually look at your YouTube. Not your GitHub.
  • Terr_ 11 days ago
    Weird, twice now it has locked up Firefox when I try to open it.

    Maybe it's somehow trying to access my clipboard, and that's triggering a separate problem I've been having when RDP'ing to a certain Linux machine in another window...

  • joneil 10 days ago
    The class name on the HTML element definitely makes me want to start using more expressive class names in my code. (Doesn't seem I'm able to copy/paste it into a Hacker News comment)
  • sph 10 days ago
    I would be surprised if the KRAZAM guys did not have an HN account. They are so plugged in the Silicon Valley startup life.

    Now I want to see a video from them that references or is about Hacker News.

    • vundercind 10 days ago
      HN may be too easy to read as parody, to parody it…
  • zaphod420 9 days ago
    First thing I clicked on was Safe Space. LOL!!!!! I love it!
  • hypertexthero 11 days ago
    “You were born to deploy Kubernetes.”

    LOL

  • devX3 10 days ago
    legendary
  • sergiotapia 10 days ago
    Try `sudo rm -rf /` lol
  • Valerie_Wilson 11 days ago
    [dead]
  • spxneo 11 days ago
    [flagged]
    • imp0cat 11 days ago
      Because it's funny and nostalgic. Seriously, who doesn't love those two guys and their videos (I wanted to write "parodies", but damn, some of those really hit hard).
  • Xunxi 11 days ago
    I saw a similar design theme on Dan Brown's personal site recently and was wondering if it was one of those trends to feed off nostalgia or just a coincidence https://danb.me/