There was something about clowns that was worse than zombies. When you see a zombie you want to laugh at first. When you see a clown most people get a little nervous. There's the cakey mortician-style makeup, the untidy hair. But clowns were probably malicious, and they moved fast on those little bicycles and those little-crammed cars. Zombies weren't much of anything. They didn't carry musical instruments and they didn't care whether or not you laughed at them. You always knew what zombies wanted.[ my public key: https://keybase.io/clownfused; my proof: https://keybase.io/clownfused/sigs/ixtE5Z6qCg7d7YevzEGlpUF-9mUQQycoMAT-JsjuTAI ]